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Aye girl are you a coin? Cause i'm trynna get head
Are you from Tennessee? Because I have no pun now suck dis dick.
I'm not a rooster, but watch what this cock'll-do-to-you.
I thought Sloths were innocent lazy creatures lol
If you have to fart in a public place, stand next to a guy that looks like he farts a lot.
If I like you, I'll let you know when I never tell you.
Niggas be about to cry when their baby momma say she's going to file for child support.
She's not a hoe for having sex with her boyfriend, that's an invalid argument. She's just a complete & utter idiot for posting online.
Aye how you doing lil mama let me whisper in ya ear, tell ya something that you might like to hear. 😏
"IM RIDIN' SOLO, IM RIDIN' SOLO!!!" Grandma, please not at grandpas funeral.
This rained ruined my epic weekend plans. Curse you dinkleburgs
On Facebook if you post a "Tbh" and someone ugly likes it you have to delete the post and deactivate your account.
Great poetry will make me dance. Great stories will make me twerk, but if you're good at writing both I'll go berserk :)- K♚K