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Im not sure what strip club etiquette is but can i ask her where she gets her clothes?
So over this thing called work. Bring on the long weekend :)
Fuck you nose bleeds!
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....
I saw the video.
We need to talk...
Cold, wet, and stuck with the most annoying person i have ever met.
Would you fuck a guy wearing an ascot?
Whore tour :)
How can you be a car thief if you cannot drive a car?
Apparently it's not okay to walk into court with a fork...
Its official, im married to kenny powers
Employee 1 "Do we need more minute maid orange juice" ...Employee 2 "Which one is that" ...Employee 1 "The orange one"
Fuck you...if I'm being too loud come over and tell me. Don't call the fucking police!!!!!
Beer pong with my homies :)