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I mis the days when Facebook would let you outright deny someone's friend request, and then they wouldn't be able to request you again.
Hazard in a suit, Terry in full kit. Beautiful.
u guys made all those r*ddit jokes yet nobody thought to call them the Fedoral Bureau of Investigation
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Can we please agree to end "faxing" as a communication method?
okay why even HAVE a funeral for Margaret Thatcher if you're not going to show the last scene from For Your Eyes Only
National Siblings Day is for people who didn't steal the front seat when it wasn't her turn, then tell on me for calling her "Period Face".
I guess my dream job has always been to shovel black jelly beans into a whirlpool that turns into Charles Grodin then all my teeth fall out.
I seriously can't get over what happened in that fantasy basketball league. The corruption. The lack of remorse.
Someone told me I stole a pun from The Far Side. This is not the first time that I've been accused of Grand Larsony.
Speaking of close-minded ignorance, I just heard a guy say Take 5 bars have "too much going on."
Hmm Abramovich's spokesperson denies arrest, but says he is in the US http://tvrain.ru/articles/press_sekretar_abramovicha_oproverg_informatsiju_o_ego_zaderzhanii_v_ssha-339542/ …
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