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3. I saw that dick pic homeboy from @5sos sent out. They call that a dick? Looks like a small fishing lure.
Light Brown feat. Ryan Ross (from Panic! At the Disco) - LULZ. Enjoy. http://t.co/TiEAkUt1
What's an example of a GOOD band? The 1975 is good. The Neighbourhood are too. But not @5sos - they are a musical abortion.
I'd rather listen to my first born child die a slow, painful death, than listen to a @5sos album all the way through.
.@calum5sos has the same haircut as my neighbor. She's a lesbian softball player, and she drives a Forester.
Luke Hemmings is ugly as fuck. He doesn't even have a gold grill like me. He looks like fucking poverty.
Hey @fucktyler - you're a role model to a lot of kids. Re-think your stance on cyberbullying.
.@fsu_football #AskJameis Do you see yourself as a pocket passer like Roethlisberger, or a mobile rapist like Roethlisberger?
I can't decide what I'd rather do: Attend a @5sos concert, or have unprotected sex with someone who has full blown AIDS.
That dude Ashton from @5sos looks like a failed abortion, just walking around, trying to play New Kids on the Block covers.
If Hitler were alive today, he'd be like, "The Jews are bad, sure - but let's work on killing all these @5sos fans first."
I was going to make a joke and say that @5sos should go be the opening band for One Direction... but holy fuck that's not a joke. It's real.
No problem at all @hellosarahurie - just doing my job. Give your man my regards, and tell him to call Ryan.
.@ashton5sos What does it feel like to be aborted?
This dude @thisisryanross has been on FaceTime with me chasing a fly around his house for 30 minutes. No shit. pic.twitter.com/tL40LREM2v
Real talk: All of these @5sos fans can go fuck themselves, support no-talent hacks, and then attacking me. I actually work with musicians.
.@5sos is the worst thing in Australia, which is saying a lot, because Tony Abbott is also there... and he's a racist fundamentalist.
Come on. @5sos isn't even a band. They're a haircut.
Can we all just agree that @5sos fans are basically just crazy cat ladies who haven't grown up all the way yet?
I just imagined a pack of rabid wolverines attacking @5sos . Not gonna lie... sorta got a boner thinking about it.
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