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I just realized that all snow is snowflakes. Every single last one of these icy bastards is beautiful. I'm freaking out man.
For meritorious valor in the cause of converting hoes to housewives Captain Saveaho has been promoted to Major Saveaho. Congrats #thisjustin
It takes a village to raise a child. Unless that village is Detroit, in which case it takes the Michigan state juvenile detention system.
Some of the realest niggas alive are Haitian... some of the realest undead niggas too.
Ever been super introspective and no one to talk about it with?
I've been holding it in all day but I have to vent twitter. Obama has played us all. #Apocalypse2012
You would cut one of his nuts off and squeeze it into your vagina in order to have his kids.
Just let gay people get married. "Its really fucked up to be fucked up to people" Matt 7:12 (Real Nigga Translation).
You know what's fucked up twitter? When you finally get old enough to drive you're also too old to drive yourself to Toys R Us.
That 494 credit score having-ass bitch. *pats weave*.
Nobody knows more about somebody than a salty woman. All the most embarrassing secrets I heard about anyone, male or female, came from that.