I just realized that all snow is snowflakes. Every single last one of these icy bastards is beautiful. I'm freaking out man.

For meritorious valor in the cause of converting hoes to housewives Captain Saveaho has been promoted to Major Saveaho. Congrats #thisjustin

It takes a village to raise a child. Unless that village is Detroit, in which case it takes the Michigan state juvenile detention system.

Some of the realest niggas alive are Haitian... some of the realest undead niggas too.

Ever been super introspective and no one to talk about it with?

I've been holding it in all day but I have to vent twitter. Obama has played us all. #Apocalypse2012

You would cut one of his nuts off and squeeze it into your vagina in order to have his kids.

Whatever the opposite of an Oscar is @willywonkaweezy gets that for his Hamlet performance.

Just let gay people get married. "Its really fucked up to be fucked up to people" Matt 7:12 (Real Nigga Translation).

@photowebbz @imrwhonder I would have kids and move to your district just so my kids could bully your kids.

Drake singing back dat ass up set Light Skinned niggas back 20 years in the hood. @ice_t worked too hard for integration.

You know what's fucked up twitter? When you finally get old enough to drive you're also too old to drive yourself to Toys R Us.

That 494 credit score having-ass bitch. *pats weave*.

Nobody knows more about somebody than a salty woman. All the most embarrassing secrets I heard about anyone, male or female, came from that.

@firmiefirms you look guilty most of the time. Its how O.J. got off. Cops started pleading that FIF and it looked bad.

@firmiefirms and to this day he has no idea who or what shot the cop. He was a witness too and invoking your fifth amendment rights makes

@firmiefirms once and it stuck upon review. Many more than 9 people saw him at the scene with a weapon. Multiple people slsaw him shoot

@firmiefirms lawyers tried to run game on the judge and BS their way through it. 7 of 9 isn't an accurate statistic. He was found guilty

@firmiefirms for his defense to undercut the facts that were determined in the trial. The Supreme Court made GA retry the evidence and his

@firmiefirms Double Jeopardy has to do with trying a man for something he was already found innocent of. The second hearing he got was