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Be good to your parents, you don't have as much time as you think. Yesterday I couldn't imagine that I would be burying my mother today.
Baptism by fire today.
Doing out of hours session this morning, patient just rang up cos he had groin pain due to masturbating too vigorously in night #NoJoke #fb
"No one starts a diet on a Sunday!"
'"Every time a couple gets married two single people die."
"The reason I talk to myself is that I am the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
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