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HOLIDAY TIP #4
When a kid asks you why Rudolph's nose is red, don't say it's because he did to much blow!!
I could never stay mad at you masterbation sock!
Found a dirty sheet in the dumpster, now I'm a ghost who peed himself.
I smell like ranch dressing and shattered dreams.
Close 2nd for quote of the day
"I didn't eat anything yesterday, except 2 bottles of coke."