RT @deadmau5 @bashiok:James Hong(Covetous Shen) recently visited the Blizzard campus! Luckily he made it back out, too. http://t.co/L4SG1ru0

@licoricenipples This tweet has been Phil Collins approved http://t.co/3J7MYBNv

Fuck you @homedepotcanada hire some more damn people at your stores so I don't have to wait over an hour to find someone to cut my blinds.

@thegoogleimages

I want what Leo and Harry P are on. pic.twitter.com/GavH7Zhc

@mrskellypierce - lol, terrible when your driving an u see a topless chick.

#Accidentwaitingtohappen

@dankcharnley does my own count ??

@obiiieeee - I hate when Grandma ruins a great 6hour game of monopoly by slippin 50's outta the bank when "nobody" is lookin. Cheating whore

@dtp_hockey - Great thing about the strike is that the Leafs are actually in first place!!!

So True Comic Book Guy!

#endoftheworld pic.twitter.com/MKeKc0hx

HOLIDAY TIP #4

When a kid asks you why Rudolph's nose is red, don't say it's because he did to much blow!!

I must be the gay Pinocchio.My nose didnt get longer,it grew into a dick! Except I'm not gay..But my nose is wood now pic.twitter.com/SCQK8ZwX

@manjuggs - Isn't that what they make "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" out of ??

#CANADIANGIRLS pic.twitter.com/Owp5tafC

I could never stay mad at you masterbation sock!

Found a dirty sheet in the dumpster, now I'm a ghost who peed himself.

I smell like ranch dressing and shattered dreams.

@licoricenipples

"He just gave me the cutest pink triangle to wear. And I think I'm going on a trip!" - Hitler's gay friend

Close 2nd for quote of the day

"I didn't eat anything yesterday, except 2 bottles of coke."

@joshingstern - Softball's official slogan

"We have bigger balls!"

-They gotta do Something to get ppl to watch

@edmsnob - Haters gonna Hate!! http://t.co/XcHM3lEa