On the sixth day of Christmas my moda gave to me,6 detty slaps,5 KOLA NUTS, 4 suya sticks,3 meatpies,2 calling cards and an Agatha Moses CD.

@africandad Shey you believe in love at first sight? make I waka pass you again.

Nigeria trends on twitter more then any other African Country #TeamNigerian

West Africa we have arrived oo! wizkid and Sarkodie BET Awards'12 ^.^

In Jisoz name, all my African Followahs shall receive 4.0's. You people can thank me later. It is now your portion #African2013

The ladder? I follow that…
Fufu stick? I fear that…
Naija men? I date that…
Nigeria? I love that…
Naija pride? I have that…

Why is 2 Chainz trending, his irrelevant ass. Seriously if he is one of your favorite artists, you need to reevaluate your existence.

Only African parents will sit there and argue with their GPS! My mother’s here telling her GPS “My friend, I won’t take that route.”

Fada lord, these akatas can fall over this Fiscal Cliff, we Africans will be safe upon your solid rock.

#IfSantaWasAfrican he'd leave textbooks under your Christmas tree.

African kids hate attendence and award ceremonies, all types of names get mispronounced

Classy, never trashy and just a lil Nasty.

A young educated Nigerian.

Teachers at Flowers are no joke, they will fail you with smiles on their faces.

Igbos are the true Nigerians, gini bu yoruba ? mchewww my friend sit down!

*sigh* Soulja boy never did tell them.

ALL YOU GHELS WITH 12 DOLLA YAKI, MAY GOD PROVIDE BRAZIALIAN WEAVE ON IN 2013.

African twitter>>>>>

I don't undertsand the concept of cutting. How does hurting yourslef make you feel good ? I don't even like paper cuts. FOH.

#AfricanBadGirlsClub WHO ATE THE JOLLOF I KEPT IN THE FRIDGE?! no body wants to talk? you will know who ayam today!