Thank you AT&T for not supporting HATE. A happy customer since 2007. I knew you'd do the right thing. #boicotlacomay

@dianesawyer THANK YOU for starting"The conversation"!!! @abcnews

Face the dream. Don't be afraid to expose your soul. Fabulous thoughts from Coelho! http://t.co/xo7kECmH #Spreecast

Fuck you Santorum. MORON is the same word in English or Spanish. 48% or so of us do NOT want to be a state, but 100% of us LOVE our language

I am sitting here totally paralyzed with procrastination...so feel free to tweet away! I'll read it all.

I indent not to go to FB today at all...I have no patience for all that bullshit today. Nobody is that nice or happy all of the time.

Ding dong the SOPA is dead...

@dianesawyer As funny as the #CongressHostage by @theonion is... please report on #OccupyWallStreet please. TY.

@mahatmatweeter Excellent job!!

NO!!! Not Andy Dick! Not yet! Boooooo! Look up Andy. You did great! #dwts #Proud of Andy Whodathunk!

@michaelianblack Just heard your skit about the cat you adopted at the no-kill shelter... that shit's hilarious!!! TY SiriusXM!

#ItsCrazyHow I'm eating something so delicious that I could almost swallow a bite whole...without chewing. Probably not a good thing...

@miniestmaus *wakes up by own fart*

Just took rental thru roughest trail so my man could surf this 1 spot. Idk what u can put at t end of this trail that I'd do this for. #ugh

@thesomeguyshow ...or burn some popcorn!

This is Sparta!

Under promise and over deliver. Not the other way around.

Rt if you've ever been fucked by a moving company!! #Fail

Did Elisabeth Hasselbeck get her script from Fox in time for the show? I was worried for a second. Not really.

Squirm girl, squirm. I got your number. BTW, you ain't white. Hahaha!