“@lifeofablondee: if only my eyelashes could be as long as the list of the people i hate”

“@hornyfacts: Ass over titties any day.”

“@josh_witter: Having someone you can be yourself with >>>”

Red rover, red rover. Bend that chick over

“@cutemsgs: There's one person you'll always love no matter how much pain they put you through.”

“@theheartlessboy: sometimes I think it's better to stay broken so you can never be broken again”

“@icallmypenis: I call my penis Bubbles cause all the bitches wanna blow it.”

When I have a boyfriend, I love to spoil him. I don't know why. But I just love it. And I never ask for anything in return.

“@realtalk: I may be ignoring you, but inside I'm dying to talk to you.”

Upset.

“@realtalk: If your friend needs you, be there for them. You never know when you'll be in the same position.”

“@realtalk: Can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me, please.”

“@illposts: Those friends who you greet with an insult >” @rayganbamf