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Sometimes when I'm about to tweet something I can't help but wonder if it's all been said before.Then I realize I don't give a shit. Update.
I discovered last night I could tweet from work if I wanted to. I'm trying to decide whether to take advantage of this or stay employed.
Sometimes I read tweets on here and I can't understand them. Then I say to hell with it and read some that aren't mine.
I read somewhere that Tuesday is the most productive day of the work week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.
It's noon & I haven't done anything. I sure hope I can keep up this hectic pace for the rest of the day.
I socialized with a bunch of real life people today. I'm exhausted from trying to carry on all those over 140 character conversations.
When I die, I'm donating my brain to science so that scientists may one day discover what it was I just got up to do & immediately forgot.
A woman cashier at my grocery store looks a lot like Stephen King. I got her autograph just in case.
Diamonds may be a girl's best friend but right now this cheesecake is making Barry White song love to me.
The best thing about having today off was being at home taking a nap at a time when I normally would have been at work taking a nap.
I can't remember the last time I typed a serious tweet. But really, how seriously can you take something called a tweet anyway.
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