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  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep.

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    Lorrax710captainfuckit____FredPollackJulieWahoobadkitty_miss_andygbCseashellsjoshingstern
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    J_OHHHHHwarrenjordon______Rhoffman20Koo_The_Boysupr_nik__________Youy_guidemikealainadrawdy
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I'm going to hire myself out as an unmotivational speaker.

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    FredPollackCseashellsHappySicles______dannydogmouthtchastingsthenonsenseguy____meganshpettitRiddleSpider
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I brought sexy back but I forgot my receipt.

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    FredPollackHappySicles______dannydogmouththenonsenseguy____ZiggyWiggedOritaNoGraciasOne4u2EnvRiddleSpider
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    minealone6Ted_Meier________bevjaneclinchamyzesbaughFavstar500Favsfavstar1000favscrez104______ItMadeMeLaugh
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    This day needs more wow and less sham.

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    llvvzzEagle_VisiondannydogmouthTed_Meier__________FlightRisk__Twister1426ZiggyWiggedmeganshpettit
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Sometimes when I'm about to tweet something I can't help but wonder if it's all been said before.Then I realize I don't give a shit. Update.

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    llvvzzCseashellsdannydogmouth__FlightRisk__thenonsenseguy____stbstevetheJoeBizMsMishyMishy______
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Sometimes I read tweets on here and I can't understand them. Then I say to hell with it and read some that aren't mine.

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    dannydogmouththenonsenseguy____gneiccomlb_matosstbsteveEverydayTrishtheJoeBizmetafroth
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    thenonsenseguy____squiggIelineYouy_Favstar500Favsfavstar1000favsculdivsacRJpriancaR1CC1K
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I discovered last night I could tweet from work if I wanted to. I'm trying to decide whether to take advantage of this or stay employed.

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    llvvzzdannydogmouthtchastingstheJoeBizMsMishyMishy______metafrothJenn819gl0bals0j0urner
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    It's never too late to not give a shit.

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    shouldntdannydogmouthmlb_matostheJoeBizJenn819Rebound_GirlSEAempireSunnyNunchucks
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    Favstar500FavsConejaPepitaohdaeniKrisEatsBabiesJessicaNomNomzgunsandglittersQuinnWilsonfavstar1000favs
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I read somewhere that Tuesday is the most productive day of the work week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.

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    llvvzzCseashellsBigBBanterdannydogmouthtchastingscharliepantz______theJoeBizmetafroth
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I'd probably like this movie more if I weren't watching it.

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    BigBBanterdannydogmouththenonsenseguy____ThatsAFakeLaugh__theJoeBizmetafrothJenn819AlasCass
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    thenonsenseguy____
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Instead of going through all the trouble of folding this fitted sheet, I'm just going to roll it up into a ball and set it on fire.

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    CseashellsMsChaCha27dannydogmouthTwister1426meganshpettitRanGtThatsAFakeLaugh__metafroth
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    gt733____________punslingerrkattcalls________MDuettethorn_wgaes_elskhugiFavstar500Favspiastrom
    designersays
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Until I found twitter, I had no idea talking to myself could be so entertaining.

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    dannydogmouthmlb_matostheJoeBizmetafrothlgolopara__Jenn819gl0bals0j0urnerKarenLyneButler
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    JeniScagnettidhullazaranJulioSoDopeginalouisianaellmitchellMy_Wild_Heart___ImVodkaSoaked____Moniforce
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Maybe BP should try jiggling the handle. It works for my toilet.

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    dannydogmouthUNCLEMIKETWEETSmlb_matosRanGtkinseynbtheJoeBizmetafrothJenn819
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    redneck_trash____Favstar500Favschas50gneiccofavstar1000favssnydSolsticeCarletTribeCalledJazz__
    sha_suga__________
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I don't have anything of importance to say and this is the best place to say it.

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    dannydogmouthmlb_matoscharliepantz______TerminalSingles__theJoeBizmetafrothJenn819gl0bals0j0urner
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    dubhfavstar1000favs
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    It's Shark Week again already? It seems like only yesterday I put the decorations away from last year.

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    Corey_RuddLouisCoppdannydogmouthTwister1426UNCLEMIKETWEETSBlondHousewifejens_truthEverydayTrish
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    Rhoffman20Shine4JC____Favstar500FavsJoelOlandescaderallofavstar1000favsvdstrong
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    I socialized with a bunch of real life people today. I'm exhausted from trying to carry on all those over 140 character conversations.

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    dannydogmouthmlb_matoskinseynbtheJoeBizmetafrothJenn819gl0bals0j0urnerAlasCass
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    Ted_Meier________amyzesbaughfavstar1000favsDannieCleo78squiggIeline
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    Had a pretty good day at work today despite the fact that I was there.

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    dannydogmouththeJoeBizmetafrothJenn819globetrottgirlAlasCassIanRRoss___________blueeyedzombie
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    alexcastrolllfserbFavstar500FavsNancyMAlexanderfavstar1000favs
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    It's noon & I haven't done anything. I sure hope I can keep up this hectic pace for the rest of the day.

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    dannydogmouththeJoeBizmetafrothJenn819gl0bals0j0urnerAlasCassGringoQuixote________mikekane221______
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    favstar1000favs
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    When I die, I'm donating my brain to science so that scientists may one day discover what it was I just got up to do & immediately forgot.

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    dannydogmouththeJoeBizmetafrothJenn819globetrottgirlgl0bals0j0urnerAlasCassGringoQuixote________
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    favstar1000favsharaldkongDimdim001dmcparson
  • ImAwake2
      Karen @ImAwake2

    According to a guy in the car next to me at a light today, boogers are the other green meat.

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    llvvzzdannydogmouthTwister1426theJoeBizJenn819IanRRoss__________GringoQuixote________mikekane221______
    • 2
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    favstar1000favsC0CK5TAR
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@ImAwake2

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