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There's such a fine line between genius and insanity that it's hard to tell which side you're on.
You are driving my fucking ass crazy! Move to Georgia already so I can stop thinking about you!!
Why walk away as friends when you can drag each other through burning coals and broken glass?
I'm so sorry, but I can't follow you back. Your usage, of of commas, drives, me, crazy.
I love waking up angry. Fuck. You.
January can suck my inflamed roids
10 years ago I asked my best bro if he was dtf. He said no then came out as gay. Told him if he ever changed his mind to let me know. He did
I tried to go black, but he fucked it all up thinking he was Ricco Suave. Now I'll never go back.
Why the Fuck do you notify me of what other people favorite? I don't give a Fuck.
Oh, how sorry I am that I ever forgot how to just relax.
Second day at the liquor store complete. Already have a 10am regular who wants to marry me.
Interview tomorrow at the local liquor store. Kinda nervous. How am I supposed to get my morning bottle without bein recognized...
Funny how holding hands with you can become the most erotic foreplay ever
My favorite kind of porn is the type I'm in.
All I want to do is sleep, but you assholes keep writing shit to read! Fuck!
When taking the path less traveled make sure to bring your own toilet paper...
Yesterday I chose wild and carefree. Today I chose security and stability. I think I'm having more fun and less stress today. I'm so old.
5 yo daughter discovered a show on Netflix called "Larva," which she keeps calling "Vulva." Can't wait for the note home from school on that
I'm a grouchy cynical bitch. Eat me.
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