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  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I just want a girl who's beautiful, smart, funny, kind


    And a complete fucking freak whore in the bedroom

    • 2,021
    • FAVS
    KMk4Kicks__Browneyed_mamaGerntTNafricanbarbeninjadinosaur1amorebarnard12__charrrllaanotyourmechanic
    • 961
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamarajat_dnyateamorebarnard12__notyourmechaniccuntrystronggalTehmashKhanJFaloreTyler_Days
    michellelucindajasonlight73Litra_In_Denial__The_SculptressVaChina1ReeseButCallMeVmojo_bones_shadoniumMicheleAKALipsKindOfASmartass__mama_dealer______facciabellaTwit_terCrush__stacetonedAllThingsCLEVEThe_MartiniGirlSchgot89PawnYourLifeFrauDammtMarmaLADede5ign__meaganbb1________Vodka_A_Jones____calluptomeChemBtwnUs________nerdsrockkchrisanna4realAllTheUglyTruthllvvzzthehotlikechicaAllstalkedoutnotfaizzyJRevardShazzaLM1knotwhole
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I'm so high, I forgot to grow up, get married, & have kids.


    I win.

    • 1,358
    • FAVS
    Keithhastings7KMk4Kicks__HuajatollaChicBrowneyed_mamaCueSanityWhoopdeedoo22Lakelandrcuntrystronggal
    • 516
    • RETWEETS
    HuajatollaChicBrowneyed_mamaGreGooglyMooglycuntrystronggalseanbradeyTehmashKhanRealJinjaNinjaangryassbastard
    The_MentalystWeissBrandon______OshuaSparkleLisa_Laughs_RamblingMachine__TheParty420fifty_budsRadOrDiejasonlight73
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Thanks to Twitter I found out where all the beautiful, smart, sexy awesome girls live.

    And its a place called, No where fucking near me.

    • 1,322
    • FAVS
    TweetingDadGuymalindaninamercyraintreeabitstabby__AngryAngel44krishna_vanJill_NicoleKMk4Kicks__
    • 593
    • RETWEETS
    mercyraintreeabitstabby__krishna_vanBrowneyed_mamanotyourmechaniccuntrystronggalTehmashKhanRealJinjaNinja
    Jennifergr8piplipsJVarsityCaptainAngelaEhhStevie_GainzRandomlyMJLisa_Laughs_Tinkerbell_fullblowndaveExcuseMyTweets
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    If you ever see me in a snuggie, theres a 100% chance that im jerking off under it

    • 1,291
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamacuntrystronggalseanbradeyRealJinjaNinjastephaniehasLLPoolDrobdubya613happysickmind
    • 386
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaTehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaTommydigglerLLPoolDAllTheUglyTruthVikeeysSecret
    LindzThoughtstylerdarrin______lvvzzMarmaLADede5ign__TheTennisPhenomtwistidmyndaimbywhiskeydannydogmouthGrizzGriffithsBrokenBones10____iTomFooleryJazzzzzmina
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I just microwaved the same cup of coffee 5 times..Because, You know.....Twitter

    • 1,179
    • FAVS
    sweetrhythmsrampageMLonce_fabulousJill_NicoleBrowneyed_mamaadisgraceful__redpawn3seanbradey
    • 396
    • RETWEETS
    rampageMLJill_NicoleBrowneyed_mamaseanbradeyTehmashKhanTheLeslieMommyRealJinjaNinjaGreGooglyMoogly
    squashguy15calluptomeVeuxsJackCojiSan______
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Any man who ever rapes, or even speaks of raping a girl, should be fucked in his ass with a horse dick for the rest of eternity
    The End.

    • 1,060
    • FAVS
    juliconfortoBrowneyed_mamaWhoopdeedoo22TheLeslieMommyarna_janesoniadimaio68RealJinjaNinjaNathalieChef
    • 476
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaRealJinjaNinjaNathalieChefTlaxBoy05FlintLockeNikkiQuameWallSad_raspberryKyaHaiBey
    JanuaryJamesCarter_TCB
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Every time a baby is born, Some1 else dies, SOoooo, Guns don't kill people, babies kill people....Babies are assholes

    • 1,020
    • FAVS
    Jill_NicoleBrowneyed_mamaTw0PennethRealJinjaNinjaFruitOfTheLoin____RedIntheSouth____JenniferLSmithC__LinaTweetz
    • 494
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaTehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaFruitOfTheLoin____RpeechipkeezykyledjackJenniferLSmithC__
    VikeeysSecretsnapperdoo________VerifiedJayy______joseejojojoitmurrayHrBryocourtneynoLani_HaydenEatingZebras______stacetonedNotJPoClassy_Cassy89____fizzlestothetop__
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I hate waking up with that feeling. You know, the one where you wake up and can't decide if you want to go to work or commit suicide

    • 963
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaWhoopdeedoo22RealJinjaNinjaangelizajsoniadimaio68wondrgirl05angryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____
    • 344
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaTehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjajohnnybad1986wondrgirl05angryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____
    FragileFriend____shwebby2__________jess_strattonDrThanatosShazzaLMsususudafed
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I'm at the gym. And by gym I mean lying in bed smoking weed

    • 924
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22seanbradeylacybronze1TlaxBoy05Sad_raspberryArrrdrienneAnaXtinaTonume_
    • 282
    • RETWEETS
    prettyzombiegrlTlaxBoy05Sad_raspberryonume_scott_towelBarelyStillJooryZoghby______unsettledchaos
    PARADEofCHAOS9
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I want a girl who only gets mad at me if I don't watch porn with her.

    • 909
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaWhoopdeedoo22seanbradeyabrasivdoobie327Che_Bo___________iakim36__TlaxBoy05
    • 300
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaiakim36__TlaxBoy05iTrySoHardSad_raspberryonume_orenlolitaCocaine_Suicide
    TNTwatmeaganbb1________1knotwholemorrisjr77AllTheUglyTruthDrThanatos
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    You say you're broken? I say you're perfect.

    • 895
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaseanbradeyRealJinjaNinjaE_FillingaHolesmeempsMrsFoulmouthblueeyed_girl46LinaTweetz
    • 500
    • RETWEETS
    1001_regretsBrowneyed_mamaTehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaMournfl_BabyGrlE_FillingaHoleLetmebethepearl
    sweetg35shadoniumhoneybadgerMelThe_Fideal________Tinkerbell_ALifeInDreams____
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Some asshole put tequila in my coffee and that asshole was me

    • 853
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaMacKoolioseanbradeyangryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____DonSchankesusannah_maekimberley_lisa
    • 260
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaTw0PennethangryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____BeeGeex2ImAJuicyGirlrantsANDpantsLLPoolD
    Fuckinmoronskamiekaymee__
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Fact: Every woman on twitter is a great fuck.....Because they're crazy and crazy women are the bests fucks..We all know that

    • 816
    • FAVS
    SilipigniMarioDemeterDragonMandajojo6Browneyed_mamaseanbradeySad_raspberryPS_IRuddYouonume_
    • 270
    • RETWEETS
    DemeterDragonBrowneyed_mamaTlaxBoy05onume_bibidoll_1________The_GetawayGirlGingerJujulorigonzalez28
    GuttaLikeNoOthaxxprettymuchAwhDiddyTweets
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Who needs a fish in the sea when there's a million whores in the Internet 

    • 791
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaNathalieChefSad_raspberryonume_NadjaJovovichPoh_tay_toeDominicStrawTrippySpirit
    • 243
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaGreGooglyMooglyFarahAAlamy__NathalieChefTlaxBoy05onume_EdyBilalVaChina1
    TheRealLobot______robyn_vo
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Pretty sure there's a 3 year old Mexican kid driving next to me with his wife and six kids

    • 762
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22Tw0PennethFruitOfTheLoin____Sad_raspberryArrrdrienneonume_JooryZoghby______TrippySpirit
    • 208
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaFruitOfTheLoin____TlaxBoy05onume_XladeOrainLazzLo_The_MentalystVonBrutal________
    iLightbulb________bmarked21SergioValenCoSgtButtCheeks
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    People who only tweet one tweet a day,

    How you do that?

    • 742
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaUntouchableSheHappyHijabbiNathalieChefSad_raspberryonume_ImNotAphrodite__iNusku
    • 295
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaHappyHijabbiGreGooglyMooglyNathalieChefTlaxBoy05onume_Coly_Sxysist
    TreeWalrus________Benjamin4501KelFocker
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    The worst thing about Twitter, none of you live anywhere near me..So I can't hang out with, have sex and/Or kill any of you :( 

    • 696
    • FAVS
    heatherfree73OhHell_CherryBrowneyed_mamaFruitOfTheLoin____Sad_raspberryonume_JooryZoghby______The_Mentalyst
    • 200
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaFruitOfTheLoin____onume_LiLith_UmpiantuXladeOrainMEGraybush________VonBrutal________Jenny4ashley
    Mr_goose007Haute_MILFRandomlyMJLithiumJunkieeliserose5ChemBtwnUs________JackCojiSan______
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Best part about Twitter is, some of you so fucking beautiful & I don't even have clue what you look like.

    • 676
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mama_solarflareWhoopdeedoo22RadioSweetieGreGooglyMooglyDonSchankePink_Steel__Cali416__________
    • 245
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mamaWhoopdeedoo22GreGooglyMooglyPink_Steel__Cali416__________AllTheUglyTruthonume_MeganGetsMoney____
    BlondeFacade______n0punches________HushingViolence__xxprettymuchsilent_musingsBarW38
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Love is a four letter horror story.

    • 646
    • FAVS
    captaincoximusBrowneyed_mamaAirMayxseanbradeymoonlover01MikeHauncho18happensindreamsFannyQuibbling__
    • 413
    • RETWEETS
    gatherethBrowneyed_mamaAirMayxMikeHauncho18iviguerE_FillingaHoleDestinyIsBarbieTlaxBoy05
    lilgapeach30______ocourtneynoLeaMehannatorramiKPsych29__________bearzconfuzionThe_Sculptress
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Hey old lady waiting me 2 pull out so you can have my parking spot, its gonna be awhile. I'm tweeting. & you could die at any minute. Sorry

    • 615
    • FAVS
    Browneyed_mamaLiliChocWildboy420hipchickinsdJenny4ashleymulliganstewed____TeflonPawnsweetg35sameralkhoury
    • 127
    • RETWEETS
    Browneyed_mama420hipchickinsdJenny4ashleysameralkhouryQueenJenniferH____KingBeelzeBeardCHIVERS08LifeAndLaughs
    robocreepCruelMeiga
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