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  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I just want a girl who's beautiful, smart, funny, kind


    And a complete fucking freak whore in the bedroom

    • 2,018
    • FAVS
    itskushtriqninjadinosaur1amorebarnard12__charrrllaanotyourmechaniccarlyme23cuntrystronggalMacKoolio
    • 960
    • RETWEETS
    rajat_dnyateamorebarnard12__notyourmechaniccuntrystronggalTehmashKhanJFaloreTyler_Daysiamgurp
    michellelucindajasonlight73Litra_In_Denial__The_SculptressVaChina1ReeseButCallMeVmojo_bones_shadoniumMicheleAKALipsKindOfASmartass__mama_dealer______facciabellaTwit_terCrush__stacetonedAllThingsCLEVEThe_MartiniGirlSchgot89PawnYourLifeFrauDammtMarmaLADede5ignmeaganbb1________Vodka_A_Jones____calluptomeChemBtwnUs________nerdsrockkchrisanna4realAllTheUglyTruthllvvzzthehotlikechicaAllstalkedoutnotfaizzyJRevardShazzaLM1knotwhole
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I'm so high, I forgot to grow up, get married, & have kids.


    I win.

    • 1,354
    • FAVS
    CueSanityWhoopdeedoo22LakelandrcuntrystronggalMacKoolioFaceyspaceseanbradeylaw_tha_dragon
    • 514
    • RETWEETS
    GreGooglyMooglycuntrystronggalseanbradeyTehmashKhanRealJinjaNinjaangryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____TlaxBoy05
    The_MentalystWeissBrandon______AintNoGlueLisa_Laughs_RamblingMachine__TheParty420fifty_budsRadOrDiejasonlight73
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Thanks to Twitter I found out where all the beautiful, smart, sexy awesome girls live.

    And its a place called, No where fucking near me.

    • 1,313
    • FAVS
    deathsquadbratdrgreenthumbs13ninjadinosaur1notyourmechaniccuntrystronggalseanbradeyRealJinjaNinjacigarin
    • 589
    • RETWEETS
    notyourmechaniccuntrystronggalTehmashKhanRealJinjaNinjacigarinFruitOfTheLoin____juicy_lips_69FarahAAlamy
    Jennifergr8piplipsJVarsityCaptainAngelaEhhStevie_TalkRandomlyMJLisa_Laughs_Tinkerbell_fullblowndaveExcuseMyTweets
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    If you ever see me in a snuggie, theres a 100% chance that im jerking off under it

    • 1,290
    • FAVS
    cuntrystronggalseanbradeyRealJinjaNinjastephaniehasLLPoolDrobdubya613happysickmindtexasweethang
    • 385
    • RETWEETS
    TehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaTommydigglerLLPoolDAllTheUglyTruthVikeeysSecrettexasweethang
    LindzThoughtstylerdarrin______lvvzzMarmaLADede5ignTheTennisPhenomtwistidmyndaimbywhiskeydannydogmouthGrizzGriffithsBrokenBones10____iTomFooleryJazzzzzmina
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I just microwaved the same cup of coffee 5 times..Because, You know.....Twitter

    • 1,174
    • FAVS
    adisgracefulredpawn3seanbradeyTheLeslieMommysoniadimaio68RealJinjaNinjaGreGooglyMooglyHrBry
    • 393
    • RETWEETS
    seanbradeyTehmashKhanTheLeslieMommyRealJinjaNinjaGreGooglyMooglyEllumbreraEmilyKaz26CrazyMusings1
    squashguy15calluptomeVeuxsJackCojiSan______
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Any man who ever rapes, or even speaks of raping a girl, should be fucked in his ass with a horse dick for the rest of eternity
    The End.

    • 1,058
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22TheLeslieMommyarna_janesoniadimaio68RealJinjaNinjaNathalieChefSmartiepPLenaSemaan
    • 475
    • RETWEETS
    RealJinjaNinjaNathalieChefTlaxBoy05FlintLockeNikkiQuameWallSparklesMoon123KyaHaiBeyAlyssa_Jolie
    JanuaryJamesCarter_TCB
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Every time a baby is born, Some1 else dies, SOoooo, Guns don't kill people, babies kill people....Babies are assholes

    • 1,018
    • FAVS
    Tw0PennethRealJinjaNinjaFruitOfTheLoin____RedIntheSouth____JenniferLSmithC__LenaSemaanWhatsHerFace33TattooedMisery
    • 493
    • RETWEETS
    TehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaFruitOfTheLoin____RpeechipkeezykyledjackJenniferLSmithC__TlaxBoy05
    VikeeysSecretsnapperdoo________VerifiedJayy______joseejojojoitmurrayHrBryocourtneynoLani_HaydenEatingZebras______stacetonedNotJPoClassy_Cassy89____fizzlestothetop__
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I hate waking up with that feeling. You know, the one where you wake up and can't decide if you want to go to work or commit suicide

    • 962
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22RealJinjaNinjaangelizajsoniadimaio68wondrgirl05angryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____bigbabyblue007
    • 343
    • RETWEETS
    TehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjajohnnybad1986wondrgirl05angryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____yadyxx13
    FragileFriend____shwebby2__________jess_strattonDrThanatosShazzaLMsususudafed
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I'm at the gym. And by gym I mean lying in bed smoking weed

    • 924
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22seanbradeylacybronze1TlaxBoy05SparklesMoon123ArrrdrienneAnaXtinaTonume_
    • 282
    • RETWEETS
    prettyzombiegrlTlaxBoy05SparklesMoon123onume_scott_towelBarelyStillJooryZoghby______unsettledchaos
    PARADEofCHAOS9
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    I want a girl who only gets mad at me if I don't watch porn with her.

    • 908
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22seanbradeyabrasivdoobie327Che_Bo___________iakim36TlaxBoy05SparklesMoon123
    • 299
    • RETWEETS
    iakim36TlaxBoy05iTrySoHardSparklesMoon123onume_orenlolitaCocaine_SuicidethejuicyRONALDO
    TNTwatmeaganbb1________1knotwholemorrisjr77AllTheUglyTruthDrThanatos
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    You say you're broken? I say you're perfect.

    • 894
    • FAVS
    seanbradeyRealJinjaNinjaE_FillingaHolesmeempsMrsFoulmouthblueeyed_girl46LenaSemaanSparklesMoon123
    • 498
    • RETWEETS
    TehmashKhaniamgurpRealJinjaNinjaMournfl_BabyGrlE_FillingaHoleLetmebethepearlblueeyed_girl46TlaxBoy05
    sweetg35shadoniumhoneybadgerMelThe_Fideal________Tinkerbell_ALifeInDreams____
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Some asshole put tequila in my coffee and that asshole was me

    • 852
    • FAVS
    MacKoolioseanbradeyangryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____DonSchankesusannah_maekimberley_lisaLLPoolD
    • 259
    • RETWEETS
    Tw0PennethangryassbastardFruitOfTheLoin____BeeGeex2ImAJuicyGirlrantsANDpantsLLPoolDAllTheUglyTruth
    Fuckinmoronskamiekaymee__
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Fact: Every woman on twitter is a great fuck.....Because they're crazy and crazy women are the bests fucks..We all know that

    • 812
    • FAVS
    seanbradeySparklesMoon123PS_IRuddYouonume_ImNotAphrodite__jessilylescdncyn____________bibidoll_1________
    • 268
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05onume_bibidoll_1________The_GetawayGirlGingerJujulorigonzalez281stEvilWenchFatStephen
    GuttaLikeNoOthaxxprettymuchAwhDiddyTweets
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Who needs a fish in the sea when there's a million whores in the Internet 

    • 790
    • FAVS
    NathalieChefSparklesMoon123onume_NadjaJovovichPoh_tay_toeDominicStrawTrippySpiritThe_Mentalyst
    • 242
    • RETWEETS
    GreGooglyMooglyFarahAAlamyNathalieChefTlaxBoy05onume_EdyBilalVaChina1MeganGetsMoney____
    TheRealLobot______robyn_vo
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Pretty sure there's a 3 year old Mexican kid driving next to me with his wife and six kids

    • 762
    • FAVS
    Whoopdeedoo22Tw0PennethFruitOfTheLoin____SparklesMoon123Arrrdrienneonume_JooryZoghby______TrippySpirit
    • 207
    • RETWEETS
    FruitOfTheLoin____TlaxBoy05onume_The_College_KidLazzLo_The_MentalystVonBrutal________ditchkelly________
    iLightbulb________bmarked21SergioValenCoSgtButtCheeks
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    People who only tweet one tweet a day,

    How you do that?

    • 741
    • FAVS
    UntouchableSheHappyHijabbiNathalieChefSparklesMoon123onume_ImNotAphrodite__iNuskuThe_Mentalyst
    • 294
    • RETWEETS
    HappyHijabbiGreGooglyMooglyNathalieChefTlaxBoy05onume_Coly_Snyax6Victorslicer
    TreeWalrus________Benjamin4501KelFocker
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    The worst thing about Twitter, none of you live anywhere near me..So I can't hang out with, have sex and/Or kill any of you :( 

    • 693
    • FAVS
    FruitOfTheLoin____SparklesMoon123onume_JooryZoghby______The_MentalystSenorFap__________MEGraybush________MizzSlaughter
    • 199
    • RETWEETS
    FruitOfTheLoin____onume_LiLith_UmpiantuThe_College_KidMEGraybush________VonBrutal________Jenny4ashleyjoseejojojo
    Mr_goose007Haute_MILFRandomlyMJLithiumJunkieeliserose5ChemBtwnUs________JackCojiSan______
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Best part about Twitter is, some of you so fucking beautiful & I don't even have clue what you look like.

    • 675
    • FAVS
    _solarflareWhoopdeedoo22RadioSweetieGreGooglyMooglyDonSchankePink_SteelCali416__________MrsMikePatton
    • 244
    • RETWEETS
    Whoopdeedoo22GreGooglyMooglyPink_SteelCali416__________AllTheUglyTruthonume_MeganGetsMoney____VonBrutal________
    BlondeFacade______n0punches________HushingViolence__xxprettymuchsilent_musingsBarW38
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Love is a four letter horror story.

    • 644
    • FAVS
    AirMayxseanbradeymoonlover01MikeHauncho18knittgirlFannyQuibblingDmvm1977TennesseeCherry
    • 411
    • RETWEETS
    AirMayxMikeHauncho18iviguerE_FillingaHoleDestinyIsBarbieTlaxBoy05Alyssa_Jolieonume_
    lilgapeach30______ocourtneynoLeaMehannatorramiKPsych29__________bearzconfuzionThe_Sculptress
  • ImHopel3ss
      2High2Care @ImHopel3ss

    Hey old lady waiting me 2 pull out so you can have my parking spot, its gonna be awhile. I'm tweeting. & you could die at any minute. Sorry

    • 614
    • FAVS
    LiliChocWildboy420hipchickinsdJenny4ashleymulliganstewed____TeflonPawnsweetg35sameralkhouryclemwin__________
    • 126
    • RETWEETS
    420hipchickinsdJenny4ashleysameralkhouryQueenJenniferH____KingBeelzeBeardCHIVERS08LifeAndLaughsshellyspivey
    robocreepCruelMeiga
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