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The girl of my dreams is a bag of weed.
I'd tell you that you'd make a great whore, but it looks like you've already got that covered <3
Instagram would be a lot more fun if I could shoot people for looking stupid in their pictures.
You're so psycho you think you're sane, but you're not.
I'm only glad I met you so I know what dumb cunt whores look like.
I was gonna shit where I eat, but she got fired so now I'll just shit after I eat.
Three square meals a day, but vagina.
I think the universe is trying to tell me something, and that's to stay the fuck away from you.
When you waste someone's time on lies & bullshit, you're also wasting your own time to do it. So congrats on being dumb & pointless!
I wish you were naked so I could tell you where to ho.
Once upon a time I wanted to see you naked, but now I don't. The end.
I don't need to be drunk or high to hate you, but I do just to like you.
Our relationship may have started when I met you, but it ended once I knew you.
The best tweet you ever wrote was the one where you blocked me and I couldn't see yours anymore.
Your pussy is so insipid that I would need salt and pepper just to eat you out.
I just wanna take you to whore and back again.