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I want a girl who only gets mad at me if I don't watch porn with her.
Every time a baby is born, Some1 else dies, SOoooo, Guns don't kill people, babies kill people....Babies are assholes
I just accused five people of stealing the lighter that was in my pocket, so I know I'm ready for another 4 shots now.
Everyone dies, and that makes me really happy when I think about you.
I really love your daddy issues, can I play with them?
You're just a fat cunt that broke the scale because you couldn't lose any hate.
I got lost when I met you, but I found myself again when I lost you.
I can't remember why I even liked you, but I'll always remember why I hate you.
You look like something I'd wanna hit with my car.
The best tweet you ever wrote was the one where you blocked me and I couldn't see yours anymore.
I'm having twitter troll for breakfast. It's just a really ugly face, topped with whore, lies, and way too much cunt.
The nicer u are to a girl, the more likely u are to find your heart on a plate being poked with a knife by one of her ten personalities
You say you're broken? I say you're perfect.
We should get together, so I could throw you off a cliff.
Our relationship may have started when I met you, but it ended once I knew you.
Some people are like typos in your life, you just have to delete them and start over.
You look like a good reason to stay in bed naked all day.
You were a lot prettier when I thought you were a little sane.
All I did was pull over to smoke a bowl in the ghetto, and now I'm some black girl's Asian baby's daddy.
Love is a four letter horror story.