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Lookin for my soulmate....are you out there you dumb bitch ?
Sittin eatin lunch with my pants at my ankles watching the price is right
Just so see what if...just to see what is...I can't kick your habit
Subtraction by addition, more I drink, less problems I have
Hey, girls that don't have me as a boyfriend, how is that working out ?
How much is a fuck-ton ?....cuz that's how much guiness I drank last night
I don't have any money right now but baby why don't I put u on lay away and come back and get u later #pimplines
Everybody else takes their phone with them when they takin a shit, right ?
Back to the bush today, had a good birthday, tired right now
Watching an infomercial for a pillow and this guy on it is a "sleep expert", how in the fuck is someone a sleep expert
Green bananas and cod fish for lunch, fuckers
#getwellteukie i dunno who or what you are..but get well
Why am i even watching Ancient Aliens
If Jesus had a gun he'd be alive today
This game is problems
Watching these 2 guys install a new plywood wall and roof in my office gives me ample time to figure out where things went wrong
Up all night to get to tired
Saying nothing thats enough for me
Good night cruel world i'll see you in the morning
Lol..moaning and weeping lol....moaning and weeping