Lookin for my soulmate....are you out there you dumb bitch ?

Sittin eatin lunch with my pants at my ankles watching the price is right

Just so see what if...just to see what is...I can't kick your habit

Subtraction by addition, more I drink, less problems I have

Hey, girls that don't have me as a boyfriend, how is that working out ?

How much is a fuck-ton ?....cuz that's how much guiness I drank last night

I don't have any money right now but baby why don't I put u on lay away and come back and get u later #pimplines

Everybody else takes their phone with them when they takin a shit, right ?

Back to the bush today, had a good birthday, tired right now

Watching an infomercial for a pillow and this guy on it is a "sleep expert", how in the fuck is someone a sleep expert

Green bananas and cod fish for lunch, fuckers

#getwellteukie i dunno who or what you are..but get well

Saying nothing thats enough for me

Good night cruel world i'll see you in the morning

Lol..moaning and weeping lol....moaning and weeping

Oh oh oh

RT“@verifieddrunk: I treasure every moment we're apart.”

Thinking to order these Cristy Lane CD's

Its 330am why am I not in my house

Nite, Y'all