Still laughing at this. RT @dreoinc: An apology to Virgin Care for inaccurate articles I have written and published  http://goo.gl/JBuak 

It's always nice when a follower decides to marry someone they met via Twitter. Congrats to @starbuck248 & @happyhero on their engagement :)

Hate it when my phone keeps spelling gmtdptggjtgtd as gmtmptggjtgtd

RT @simonjenkin RT @thethomason: Before we take the N-words out of Huckleberry Finn, can we take all the words out of every Dan Brown novel?

A Beginner's Guide to British Accents: http://is.gd/eYgcv This video is hilarious and accurate, especially 'Urban London' :P @lynnbeighley

Apologies for spamming your timelines, non Eurovision-watching followers, it's only once a year. Cheers.

10/10 for originality. RT @hayesbrown: RT @rbstalin: NBC sources now saying suspect was run over by police because he was wearing an IED.

As great as Twitter is for breaking news, the whole stream of uninformed and unhelpful speculation that follows makes my teeth grind #boston

Lmao. RT @gillesoffthenet: Need cheering up? Here is a photo of a young Jeremy Clarkson. pic.twitter.com/yiYmYxuB

Scientists identify shipwreck's elite archers by RSI  http://tgr.ph/S7m5bj  We Tweeters will be similarly identified one day @drsarahjensen

Lol. RT @martinsfp: Give people an iPhone 4S, tell them it's an iPhone 5. This is what happens [Video] http://t.co/7ExnW4pg via @linnfroding

@kevinashford7 To be fair you can't expect fans to completely stop wearing their team's colours. Although that is an odd combo. @lisa_jxx

One can but hope! RT @skynews: INDEPENDENT FRONT PAGE: Hacking row threatens to end Piers Morgan's CNN show http://twitpic.com/5wsyer

@aliaena Why don't we drink glasses of tea and cups of Coke? @remunj66 @cornelianzpn

Had to delete some Eurovision tweets from last night. I was rather caught up in the moment. Ahem.

Just think: 70 years ago we were killing each other in the deadliest war in human history. Now we just have a giant sing-off. #Eurovision

It's that time of year again #Eurovision

Seriousl,y the Shard looks like a secret base for Cybermen.

If I had the money, I think I'd just restore and fly around in classic aircraft all day.

Oh God, the John Terry jokes are imminent. Outta here.