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Do the people in cars with blue headlights know that everybody hates them?
"Hey, wanna fuck and eat with me for a few years?" "Sure." -Relationships
It's rude to ask single people if they're dating, couples if they're getting married & married people if they're having kids. Let's cool it.
Somewhere, there's a woman watching the NRA press conference and going "Ugh, I can't believe I fucked that guy in college."
No better feeling than getting flaked on when you were wanting to flake.
If the family in Modern Family is so "modern," then why don't any of the women have jobs?
The guy who killed Bin Laden will win at small talk for the rest of his life. "You're a realtor? Cool. I shot Bin Laden in the face."
Men who wear jewelry: walk me through your thought process.
Just once I want someone to say "Making this movie was the worst experience of my life. Total nightmare. Can't even believe it's watchable."
Appropriate tipping: for good service, tip 20%. For bad service, still tip 20% but be mad about it.
"Sure, I'll date a scrub. Why not?" -TLC, single, rapidly approaching 40, rethinking some stuff
Instead of "toner low," it might as well say, "you're never gonna use this printer again."
People who write long posts about their relationships on social media: why?
Just used the phrase "money is no object" while shopping for cat furniture.
No reason to be "doing the Lord's work." Let the Lord do that. He's the Lord. He should be able to handle his own workload.
"Buy me one last present before I never make an effort to hang out with you again." -pregnant friends
At some point, every woman has bought a summer dress that makes her look like a waitress at a Mexican restaurant.
I bet Steve Jobs would be proud that I checked my iPhone 3 times during his movie.
SOME GUY ON FACEBOOK I DON'T EVEN KNOW JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF HOLDING HIS DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. ENOUGH. EVERYBODY. ENOUGH.
I have a glow-in-the-dark retainer
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