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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Gift @imaliwaller Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Do the people in cars with blue headlights know that everybody hates them?

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    "Hey, wanna fuck and eat with me for a few years?" "Sure." -Relationships

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    It's rude to ask single people if they're dating, couples if they're getting married & married people if they're having kids. Let's cool it.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Somewhere, there's a woman watching the NRA press conference and going "Ugh, I can't believe I fucked that guy in college."

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    No better feeling than getting flaked on when you were wanting to flake.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    If the family in Modern Family is so "modern," then why don't any of the women have jobs?

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    The guy who killed Bin Laden will win at small talk for the rest of his life. "You're a realtor? Cool. I shot Bin Laden in the face."

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Just once I want someone to say "Making this movie was the worst experience of my life. Total nightmare. Can't even believe it's watchable."

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Men who wear jewelry: walk me through your thought process.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Appropriate tipping: for good service, tip 20%. For bad service, still tip 20% but be mad about it.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    "Sure, I'll date a scrub. Why not?" -TLC, single, rapidly approaching 40, rethinking some stuff

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Instead of "toner low," it might as well say, "you're never gonna use this printer again."

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    No reason to be "doing the Lord's work." Let the Lord do that. He's the Lord. He should be able to handle his own workload.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    At some point, every woman has bought a summer dress that makes her look like a waitress at a Mexican restaurant.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    SOME GUY ON FACEBOOK I DON'T EVEN KNOW JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF HOLDING HIS DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. ENOUGH. EVERYBODY. ENOUGH.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Don't forget: all the unswerving optimists who write your self-help books are millionaires living in Hawaii with no real problems.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Fun, flirty thing to whisper on a 1st date: "I wanna change the shit out of you."

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    I'd like to host a TV show where I do a weekly round-up of people who are dead to me.

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  • imaliwaller
      ali waller @imaliwaller

    Guys, we're all gonna die. Don't worry about which Instagram filter you pick.

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