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What's the best way to tell a girl who thinks she needs to lose 10lbs that she needs to lose 15lbs?
Obama should try to deport Romney now just to fuck with him.
Dear Twitter friends, don't become a memory tonight. Don't drink and drive.
Whew. As a Canadian, I am quite relieved Obama is victorious. We didn't have enough guest beds made up if that asshole Romney won.
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When Romney talks about the "less fortunate" he's referring to women and their girl parts, right? #debate
Oh nothing, just hanging out in my trailer wearing my son's tiara. #ToddlersAndTiaras
To the woman who yelled at the 4 year old and terrified her, I really hope you enjoy the condiments I poured in your coat pockets.
So the Pope is resigning because he's going blind? Isn't having a blind eye a prerequisite to being Pope?
Fuck you. Please RT.
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