I can't believe Rihanna's voodoo bagina has got 5 people in the hospital.

when my mom disapproves of something, she does the mexican "ahhhh!", but it sounds like the beginning of the "spice up your life" chorus

ARE YOU MAD "GANGNAM STYLE" DID WHAT "STARSHIPS" DIDN'T YOU CANDY CORN SNAKE??? @nickiminaj

But Your Man Likes It #FiveWordStories

I was at Chilis when Whitney Houston passed and my southwestern egg rolls were ruined.

I love when it rains bc it sounds like a Janet/Mariah interlude all day

true: http://t.co/rwElJQcP

People send nudes so carelessly now. This is why Beyonce does not do twitter

All this taylor swift love reminds me the devil is real

She looks like kristen wiig playing a role, im sorry

See white people think they got the power to do anything

If you dislike mariah carey, you obviously hate yourself. If u were one penny short at the checkout i wouldn't help you.

My "you ain't shit" radar is very accurate. Very precise.

you may be balding but i bet your bank account is scalding #paymybills

In the wise words of @britneyspears "in the end they'll judge me anyway so whatever."

Katy Perry is just hot topic employee who got lucky

Rita Ora lookin like the pulga version of Rihanna....I rebuke

he want them grits grits grits grits grits - come and put some cheese on it

You could get hit by a bus and the last meal u had was a weak salad. You just never know. *eats another taco*

All I see is wings, all I see is chicken wings