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My son touched the toilet seat in the Houston Airport bathroom. If you want a three-year old, we left him in the Houston Airport bathroom.
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I need to talk my wife into letting me take naked pictures of her. Otherwise I won't be able to explain these naked pictures of her.
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Twitter is Mystery Science Theater 3000 for current events.
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I got Macy Gray a glass of water. Ruined her career.
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Where I'm from, we prefer to call him Iggy Soda.
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If I was Peyton Manning, I would cheer myself up by taking out my wallet and weighing it.
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Lady Gaga arrested for DUI last night after crashing her spaceship into Kanye West's ego.
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Fuck the moon landing, my son just shit in a toilet.
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No amount of explanation is going to get that boy to believe that his mother was, in fact, doing push-ups on daddy.
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My boy has passed out, ice cream sugar coma. I wrote "Dairy Queen" on his forehead with a Sharpie. Lightweight.
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Running later than a Palin daughter.
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I get my nepotism from my dad.
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Spent the last fifteen minutes crying in the shower. That's what I get for using grown-up shampoo.
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My body is merely a vessel. A flask, in fact.
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Face down, ass up; that's the way I eat my soup.
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Namastay away from my desk with the patchouli, hippie.
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Out of the way, Canada. It's time to blow shit up, America style.
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Ever see a platypus laying on its side, sticking out its tongue? I imagine that is what Lady Gaga's labia looks like.
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Focaccia is Italian for "Can't bite through your sandwich."
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Republicans celebrating 41 seats in the Senate. Meanwhile, I'm still celebrating a president that doesn't refer to our country as "Merica."
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