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''What's that sound?''
''It's the wind. It's speaking to us.''
''What's it saying?''
''I don't know. I don't speak Wind.''
Now I feel naked without my beard.
We try to find happiness in everything. But, sometimes, happiness is not what you need.
Sexism probably started when we decided to describe God as a 'Him'.
Realising that five-texts-a-day thingy won't affect you. Not because you have Whatsapp, but because no one on Earth texts you anymore.
*sleeps* *wakes up* Damn, it's still Wednesday. Disappointment.
Samsung, ki Corby?
All these ''Smoking is injurious to health'' signs do nothing, but only remind you to smoke.
Arts: You suck, dumbfuck!
Still cracking jokes about the petrol price? *goes back to sleep*
Those who type everything in capslock are either verbally too loud or just ignored by everybody around them.
Rock - Paper - Caesar.
''There's a hideous growth on my left foot.''
''That hideous growth is you.''
What if we are already on the greener side of the grass? What if this is how it's supposed to be?
One day, you'll die trying to remember that face, because you chose to delete the pictures.
Because, fuck long straight hair, girls. Messy hair is sexier.
The 69th question: ¿?
''It simply just means that sometimes when people grow, they grow apart.''
Tazos, #youremember? No? Your childhood must have sucked then.
Half of the people in the local trains don't even know the meaning of 'excuse me'.
Lazy. I can sleep anywhere anytime. I crack sad jokes. Waste time. Nomad. Dreamer. Clumsy. And, a smarter alter-ego of Jason.