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What would happen if you put a werewolf on the moon? This, plus other shit is what keeps me awake at night.
Well it's a 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 for Customer Services.
Well that's weird. My waitress never came back after I said only tip after good sex.
I've followed so many people and read so many tweets, I'm afraid to tweet anything in case someone says I've copied it.
I can never watch horse racing. Seeing all that meat bouncing around makes me hungry: I have similar issues with women's sports.
Just cried my eyes out at "The Water Diviner". I'm still a man,right?
Cream always rises to the top.
My worst fear is people unfollowing me before my next tweet that's gonna be exponentially retweeted around the world & make me a millionaire
"I'm worried my child hasn't invited enough ethnic minorities," - white parents.
My new job means I work with people who don't smoke. It's just a matter-of-time before the massacre, people. A matter of time...
Plot twist: I mute all the plot twists.
Yes, I singing my car. No, I don't care if you stare at me.
Maybe that serial tweeter is just looking for that RT? Ever thought about that as a way to shut them up?
"You'll never understand, you don't have kids." - I'm pretty sure I'll figure it out with all these late nights and lay ins though.
"The Man Who Fell to Earth" is my favorite movie about a ginger alien addicted to cocaine.
I remember reading menus containing gluten before the great pandemic of 2012.
I click in and I click out.
I don't clique.
I hatched from a Cadburys Creme Egg in the 1700s. Live in a travelling circus. My Native American name is He Who Runs With Scissors.
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