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Insanity is part of my charm....
RIP old cars:
2. Ford Capri 2.0
3. Vauxhall Vectra 2.8i
4. Volvo 2.0 Turbo,
5. Nissan 300ZX turbo
6. BMW 528i saloon
Just Googled 'random' and found a theme for my tweets.
Lazying on the couch and not moving doesn't count if you're watching Jurassic Park. It's training for a T-Rex attack, right?
“Banter” the new word for “being a prick”
It's not that I don't like common sense, it's just that it always seems to end in divorce and children.
The Internet has taught me to stop clicking video capture frames that even remotely look like a fat woman twerking on her phone.
You think know someone, and then she asks you who Shaun Ryder is...
The X Factor can jog on. I'd like to complete the ice challenge on each judge, with a bucket of bricks.
Coffee so black it has a street name, Leon. Innit?
Coffee so black it carries a knife and always wears a fresh pair of nikes.
Cigarette packet: "Smoking causes a slow and painful death."
Me: "Do you know how many lives are saved by me smoking?"
I wake up every day, grateful I'm not one of the poor , or worse still...a vegetarian.
Sometimes getting unfollowed is a great thing. It's like the trash taking itself out.
I just bought some personalised plates for my car to show everyone how much of a prick I am.
You can't put a price on friendship, but you can on how much weed they wanna tick you for.
TO THE WINDOWS!!!!
I hatched from a Cadburys Creme Egg in the 1700s. Live in a travelling circus. My Native American name is He Who Runs With Scissors.