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You over compensate because you're overweight. We get it.
Now shut the fuck up.
So many cunts. So few stars.
Having a phone notification that whistles suggestively is all fun and games until you step up to a crowded urinal...
It's so cute how you reached that many followers and suddenly found your balls.
According to studies, "perogative" means "I can change my mind at any time because I'm a woman and I don't have to stick to what I promise."
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the Decepticons; and Autobots are the sun..
Your child's Call of Duty Prestige > than the sum of your family genes.
Ok, own up. Who poured all this alcohol down my neck?
Nice try Ewan Magregor. Nice, try.
I've seen far too many horror films to even think about going camping.
I think all the "shit-hot singles" in my area are shit-hot ninjas.
People go on about being a "responsible pet owner".
Hey, if you can't control your kid in public...put a muzzle and fucking lead on it.
I just called a couple of 20-somethings "youngsters". It's all downhill from here.
You people whom @ big accounts, WHO HURT YOU?
I was going to join a clique and KIK you, then I realized I was an adult and didn't have to make friends with the popular kids to get liked.
After a heart-tugging week away from my 3 dogs, why I am watching "Marley and Me"?
Please tell me more about your husband so I can ignore you better.
Fuck you Minaj and your shitty girl followers who think they great. You're shit, you have a fat ass. Nobody wants to fuck you. Get over it.
Phonetically speaking, Iggy...it'd just be "Iggy Ass"..m
I hatched from a Cadburys Creme Egg in the 1700s. Live in a travelling circus. My Native American name is He Who Runs With Scissors.