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Not sure if I just watched the riots in Missouri, or Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
No joke. The world feels slightly sadder without Robin Williams :-(
I just want my Tombstone to read, "Never go full Twitter."
As you progress to middle-age, does everybody have that one ex in their head, or is it just me?
Me being rude: "Shut the fuck up".
Me being polite: "Please shut the fuck up."
I'm playing this game, Facebook. You start by adding everyone you know, then one-by-one, it gives me a list of dead realtives.
BRING ME ALL OF THE CARBOHYDRATES!
Well hasn't Twitter become a shit-pit of hate?
*thinks this wasn't what he envisioned when he told everyone to speak their mind 2 yrs ago*
As far as I can see, the only ones hating on Nicki Minaj's video "anaconda", are the ones who don't have a butt like that.
I hate it when I act all cool and then Nicki Minaj's video "Anaconda" comes on and my dick is all like, "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?"
"thieves and liars never prosper", but if you're registered with the SRA, you can call yourself a solicitor and nobody bats an eyelid.
Those confusing times when an ex adds you on Snapchat, and you're not sure if Hell has frozen over and it's the end of the world.
Coffee doesn't ask silly questions, or steal the sheets. Coffee understands...
Instead of subtweeting, try something constructive like being descriptive.
Subtweetimg someone whom already knows he's a cunt is as pointless as trying to wank on speed: it's like trying to whip butter.
Hell hath no fury like a recently divorced woman with a shit-load of pics of her kids to reinforce how much that is all she has in her life.
A casual browse of my Facebook tells me soccersportsball season is upon us. Time to check out until next year.
From what I've seen, 18 months is the point where you all start turning on each other and subtweeting and tweeting hate tweets.
I hatched from a Cadburys Creme Egg in the 1700s. Live in a travelling circus. My Native American name is He Who Runs With Scissors.