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Don't forget the true meaning of Halloween...to teach kids how to beg for food.
Some of you love getting followers and not saying that Muslims are sneaky fuckers out to to try to take over the world.
I've been on Twitter so long, I've outgrown the word "fuck".
*ridiculously yanks at penis*
*realizes he's not gonna cum*
*understands why people buy Favstar bonus features*
Some of you are trying waaaay too hard.
I guess if I loved the smell of sick and shit, I'd have kids too.
It's pretty weird how life gets more stable the more your mind becomes unstable
Some of you have a lot of hate. I guess that's why Frozen was so popular? Jeez, let it go.
Being English, I have no idea what most of Yanks are on about at this time of night.
It's hard quitting smoking. What do you do when you're not robbing banks and hijacking cars?
Stolen tweets? Shit. You're talking to someone who hasn't paid to see a film since he discovered you could download movies free via the net.
Seen that tweet before.
*still makes me laugh*
As a side note, I ordered Chinese tonight
I hatched from a Cadburys Creme Egg in the 1700s. Live in a travelling circus. My Native American name is He Who Runs With Scissors.