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My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"
Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume.
BREAKING NEWS FROM FACEBOOK: Babies, babies, wedding, babies, babies, dickheads, wedding, babies, I love you granddad up in heaven.
"If God was so concerned with the particulars of marriage, why did he spend 160 million years focusing on dinosaurs?"
My nominations for Pope are as follows:
Church of England doesn't want to redefine marriage? Forgive me, but wasn't their particular branch formed for the creation of divorce?
The Gay Agenda:
2. Minutes from last meeting
3. Ruin marriage
4. Lots of bumming
5. Piss off Jesus
6. Any other business
If they really do scrap GCSEs in favour of O-Levels, what will happen to my OWLs and NEWTs? Will employers still accept them?
1. Rename your iPod "Titanic"
2. Connect to iTunes
3. It says "Titanic is syncing"
5. See joke is ancient
6. Pour bleach
Closeted Superhero. Fancy Pirate. Nothing will beat 1993 when I used to ride around on my BMX all day listening to Eternal. That was brilliant.