My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"
Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume.

BREAKING NEWS FROM FACEBOOK: Babies, babies, wedding, babies, babies, dickheads, wedding, babies, I love you granddad up in heaven.

If you work for Lego, they give you these as business cards. JEALOUS. http://t.co/OS3M6rEh

Are you cold today? I'm cold today. But do you know who isn't cold today? Lenny Kravitz and his MASSIVE SCARF. pic.twitter.com/WjWCOvhM

"If God was so concerned with the particulars of marriage, why did he spend 160 million years focusing on dinosaurs?"

My nominations for Pope are as follows:

1. Beyoncé

End list.

Church of England doesn't want to redefine marriage? Forgive me, but wasn't their particular branch formed for the creation of divorce?

Geekgasm. What the tube map would look like if South of the river was covered like the North  http://bit.ly/9d13fq  (via @rosamundurwin)

Bloody love Obama. RT @mckaylamaroney Did I just do the Not Impressed face with the President..? pic.twitter.com/2gPgEEso”

Worst. Proposal. Ever. http://t.co/aZBM6IK2

Hello @david_cameron! I don't have any proof, but here is a list of people I suspect might be pirates. pic.twitter.com/sNhP1wGO

The Gay Agenda:

1. Introductions
2. Minutes from last meeting
3. Ruin marriage
4. Lots of bumming
5. Piss off Jesus
6. Any other business

Fairy Tales do come true... http://t.co/tkvA5O7

Here is a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present. http://t.co/O5SyemUo (via @chiefbrody1984)

If they really do scrap GCSEs in favour of O-Levels, what will happen to my OWLs and NEWTs? Will employers still accept them?

Neither of them are doing phone hand. Don't vote, everyone. They're not taking it seriously. #xfactor

I'm just going to leave this picture of Artem & Robin here. #scd pic.twitter.com/A0lUY0CK

1. Rename your iPod "Titanic"
2. Connect to iTunes
3. It says "Titanic is syncing"
4. Laugh
5. See joke is ancient
6. Pour bleach
7. Drink

NEW BLOG POST: 30 People Who Ruin Christmas Every Year.
 http://incrediblyrich.tumblr.com 

Peaches Geldof has written a surprisingly beautiful column on equal marriage. Have a read, it's marvellous. http://t.co/VTS8HQQF