@ohnorosco I think he misunderstood how you're meant to buy an app...

@cffry Why isn't The Onion selectable as a News Resource? It's more trustworthy and accurate than Fox!

@gothamity You really shouldn't geotag your tweets if you're on the run and wanted!

My class is getting 9 new Brazilian members on Mon. 2 of them are girls & seem attractive. I study Engineering, this doesn't happen. #what

@izapayne I be sittin'

@izapayne Ninjas be flippin'

@cffry A rusty scythe to the jugular. #dontknowwhothatis #sixwordstories?

@cffry Cloud services on ones phone are a TARDIS? #biggerontheinside

@wifiwidow I do if your town is San Francisco.

You're not allowed to tell other people to follow great folks unless it's Friday, right? There's some splendid ladies that I know.

@madebymaree I can do that when I'm talking to her, but getting to that situation is where I fail. I'm fine if introduced/know her, but ahh!

Scarlett Johansson & Joseph Gordon-Levitt 😍  http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/donjon/ … cc/ @elleluminium

@averageclo I wouldn't, but some of your RT's and your avi...

@averageclo Takes too much effort to unfollow.

@wifiwidow That's why I get to know people before I read their minds; I don't want to be driven insane.

@averageclo In that case, I think I shall just fulfil the last part of your tweet ;)

Elena Tonra on stage helping the roadies set up. #gush cc/ @madebymaree @ohdaughter

@madebymaree It's what snapchat was created for ;)

@gothamity Do you now need help getting rid of a body?

@puddstrikesback Unsolicited dick pic: pic.twitter.com/O0ziEVTobr