Your password must contain one lowercase letter and one capital letter and one number and one special character and the blood of a virgin.

I would sleep 500 years and I would sleep 500 more just to be the girl who slept one thousand years face down upon the floor.

This Pokemon commercial was kind of really horrific. http://t.co/UwqpOxpI

Corgis Rule Everything Around Me, CREAM get the puppy, doggy doggy paws, y'all.

This is the WORST episode of Law & Order I've ever seen.

#SexualPickUpLines I'm a girl gamer

Best Use of Kanye West's "Power" in A Game Trailer #RejectedVGACategories

Cool trick: Mute the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face and your TL won't update til like tomorrow morning.

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?" Me: "AHaHaHAHAaAAAA"

Here's the flyer with all the info I threw together. If you can help, I will literally love you for eternity. pic.twitter.com/Of2ZrcE8CL

RT if cuddling owns and you'd rather be cuddling rn.

If someone famous actually does die from being stung by wasps, what is the fallback? Does Twitter have a contingency plan?

Crying with laughter because in the year of our lord 2011, I just heard a dude say "Girls don't play video games"

"REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIX" I shout into the desolate canyon. It echoes on for eternity. I krump alone.

Occupy my arms. I will perform a hug upon you.

Reminder that The Little Mermaid was the courageous tale of one young woman's journey to change herself for a man.

I either don't feel anything or I feel every emotion all at once and it's fucking exhausting, dude.

If you did not have the specs in mind to run an emulator of Super Metroid when you built your PC, what are you even doing with your life?

Get Me Out Of This Fucking Evil Forest, It Is Evil And I Don't Want To Be Here: An Evening With FFIX.

I've been laughing at this all day. http://t.co/kLATpa0o