@theretronaut @greatdismal Draw a Hitler moustache on him. Oh, wait...

Tax paid: £8.6m. Additional tax paid to improve public image: £20m. Posting live tweets to a big screen: priceless. #spreadthecheer

Watching @devincf talking about how he'd be okay doing gay stuff with Daniel Craig's Bond. GET IN LINE, BITCH.  http://youtu.be/McHrA9itZJI 

@greatdismal I'm guessing a large black object with the proportions 1:4:9

@devincf Worse: it's a sticker from Etsy:  http://www.etsy.com/listing/62437493/this-machine-kills-fascists-macbook …

@greatdismal Stuxnet decipherment: digital black ops, nukes, Mid East politics, global hackers. Just needs a love story http://t.co/aEYvPJj

Why the hell does this antiperspirant offer 48hr protection? It's not an alternative to actually, you know, washing.

Huge and very stupid argument raging on io9 about whether Ripley going back for the cat in Alien is gender stereotyping. Spoiler: it isn't.

@vizcomic I was so disgusted by this giant drawing of a cock that I put my foot through Mars and sent NASA the bill  http://twitpic.com/clnmav 

@liamodin Be careful when rounding corners  http://twitpic.com/cka3zn 

The only Tube-type tips I want from @gerihalliwell are tube-top tips about keeping your tube-top tip-top in order to avoid tit-top nip-pops.

RIP Sir Patrick Moore. One of the greatest TV educators and advocates for his field.

Roland Emmerich must be seriously dehydrated after masturbating for 24 solid hours to rolling superstorm coverage

@filmcrithulk Guess you might have seen this already: David Lynch's projection instructions for Mullholland Drive http://t.co/LlgueDQp

@hansen_sogroovy The fates of thousands of "Epic fail" headlines hang in the balance

Maybe spending all afternoon in the pub wasn't such a smart idea after all. But hey, my mother bought me beer #totalwin

Never stop retweeting this: A day in the life of renowned author Dan Brown via @telegraph  http://soa.li/OZDAN8J 

@ladonnapietra @xymarla Dust the whole site with salt. It's the only way to be sure.

Finally, a reason to visit Disneyland RT @childhoodwtf I want to try this! pic.twitter.com/Lb4kNMDmMn

@xymarla @sam_strange That's a very succinct description of the poster itself.