The REAL reason Prince Henry Charles Albert David is standing in for the Queen is Lil' Harry from 1D likes older ladies. Couldn't risk it.

Can I PLEASE get a RT! #STOLEN Red honda Fourtrax quad Stolen in whatcroft #northwich #cheshire YP52CPX contact police if found! #agrichatuk

If most people took pride in their job in the same way the "Keeper of the Lift" of @claridgeshotel , Britain would be a better place.

Hey @canadiensmtl ! You made it on Britain's most popular Saturday night TV show! :D @itvtakeaway pic.twitter.com/oFLOnLkZwS

Need fire eaters and random performers for an event in Cheshire.
Pls rt!

We seem to have lost Stan, our black and White cat. I'd you're in Penycae/Rhos area and see a b&w cat that looks lost, please let us know

looking for a model agency in the North West or North Wales.
Looking for models for commercial work.
Pls Rt

Looking for #running partner in #wrexham or #chester
30min 5k, 60min 10k and 2 hours HM. #fitness
Pretty Please RT

@daniking1 @jlsofficial not a fan of their music but they do look like genuinely nice guys. :)

We are looking for couples who have been married or will be married for 60 years and over this year for a magazine feature. Pls RT

Need a voice actor, pls RT!

Can anyone tell me what's the best vegetarian restaurant or place for vegetarians to eat we can find in Cheshire/North Wales?
Thanks! Pls rt

Here is Stan's info sheet on the Missing Pet's Register.
PLS RT!
http://t.co/jfCdC5z

I need a band for a wedding in Buckinghamshire. 50s to modern, crowd interaction and making people dance is a must! Pls RT!

Prince Harry adjusts his crotch while walking behind Pippa Middleton...: 3am http://t.co/bsogAEL

I do think that watching top gear and being offended by the humour is like going to a strip club and being offended by the nudity.

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#wedding dress needed for a #bridal shoot for a new and rather elegant wedding venue opening in #northwales Pls RT& contact us for details

Rugby players defending Gavin Henson clearly don't understand what is expected of professional athletes (or normal adults) in public today

#equalmarriage
Being part of a loving family is more important than being in a straight one.