Are you there, @jesus_m_christ?
It's me, @irkenkeyblade.
I'd like a birthday wish for @rawrsteffanie from our most bitchin Messiah.
Amen.

Luis pointed out that in Resident Evil (the movies), the T-Virus did one good thing: stopped the spread of STDs.
Good for you, Umbrella.

I really hope heaven is full of comfy couches and awesome video games.
And a bar.
And blankets.
Soft blankets.

Played Fallout 3 (360) in the last 24 hours.  http://raptr.com/Smitten_Kitten?type=tw_sessiondigest …

@robert_fultz
A) love the willy wonka reference in your name.
B) hooray for giving a #ff to a self-described avid reader.
#WeNeedMoreNerds

#FF @torrami.
She's super funny, and takes the presentation of her tweets very seriously.
Let's see you mofos do 10 squats per typo.

RT @yourblownmind: (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan.

@robert_fultz *Level Up sounds*

I don't have the evidence to back this up, but I'm pretty sure Lil Wayne is the love child of Whoopi Goldberg and Lil Jon.

The fun possible when you don't let @rawrsteffanie tell her joke. ^_^ http://t.co/pkdncYiR

@rawrsteffanie #fact RT @xstrology: #Scorpio's love revenge.

@rawrsteffanie RT @diaryonlife: I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? Breast friends (:

@splintercell619 @kittykushx @tickingtymebomb @xmiss_sarah_t I'm sure we were all just hoping you wouldn't die. :-p

I don't need to try to control you.
Look into my eyes
And I'll own you.

Our lips shall meet until you are intoxicated, and I shall present evidence that my moves are not dissimilar to Jagger's.
#MovesLikeJagger

Watching Fast Five.
@therock and Vin Diesel are fighting.
This is a battle the likes of which mere mortals have only dreamed.
#amazing

Wait a second. Is that @joerogan calling bullshit on private prisons in our country, all over a retarded war against drugs?
#Kudos, Joe.

#SuddenlySingle
Not cool.
But... he wants to work it out.
Which is fucked, cos technically, HE broke up with ME.
#WhatsAGirlToDo?
#torn

Well.
Now that I've gotten dressed and done my hair for absolutely nothing, I guess its time to continue rebuilding my KH file.
#fml

Instead of newspaper, my nails look like refined malachite.
Time to make glass weapons.
Dammit! My smithing isn't high enough.
#gamerjoke?