Winston Peters just gave the kind of oratory that you normally see shouted at bus stops at 2am by a man wearing a vomit-covered suit.

Oh, it's Winston. The embarrassing drunken uncle at your wedding. Your gay wedding. #marriageequality

... "undercaffeinated" "douchecanoe" "pain au shitolat" "feminazi" "heteronormative" "queef" @guerrillapussy

words added to my laptop's dictionary after tonight's writing session.... @guerrillapussy

@amiewee @oonai FAcing each other: fighting. Not facing each other: sex #lesbianrats

“@thenoteboook: A real man is one who can have anal with you, without being sexual.” #retweetwithanus

“@thenoteboook: Sometimes the person you'd take a creampie for is the person behind the anus" #retweetwithanus

Thank you Zanni for making Recovery Sunday not only bearable, but hilarious. The world needs more like you to spread your gift of laughter.

Sending stupid texts to @amiewee when not trying to keep an eye on tinyrat #funsaturdaynight

Everyone's at BDO, I have no money to go, don't want to see any bands but STUFF IS HAPPENING AND I'M NOT THERE

#TopGun, #cake and @burgerfuel party with @amiewee and @oonai. Highway to the dangerzone!

@amiewee @oonai rathat http://t.co/EcV29EzC

Could go a stupid movie and silliness with @oonai and @amiewee round about now. I'm in a "wearing rats as hats" mood

@amiewee @oonai in a parallel universe we are all girlfriends and run a sauna with a maze. #perfectworld

I am madly in love with @amiewee and @oonai because they are the bestest. Seriously.

If you don't want people to have an opposing opinion about things you tweet, don't tweet them. the internet is not a self-help group.

I wrote this article on #marriageequality for @crevicecanyon  http://www.crevicecanyon.com/?p=3510 

@andrewcollins I'm very proud of everyone in the UK. You're showing the rest of us how dealing with this "weather" thing should be done

Looking all action-y in the Waitaks. pic.twitter.com/mKzgpjfT

Covered in rats