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Accepting that the news this week has dug under my skin, and that I need a night in with the radio off and a dumb movie on.
MAN IN POWER HAS SEX WITH WOMAN WHO HE'S NOT MARRIED TO. Also, Antarctica a bit chilly, Marmite a dark brown colour. STAY TUNED.
Winston Peters just gave the kind of oratory that you normally see shouted at bus stops at 2am by a man wearing a vomit-covered suit.
"fucksake, wank off if you like but I'm not turning off America's Next Top Model. It's Tuesday, you know that." #grumpybastardsexline
"you have selected 4..'Oh hi. What am I wearing? I dunno, just some shit. What do you care anyway?" #grumpybastardsexline
"For a radical feminist who thinks you're a cunt for phoning, press 3. For the unhappy girlfriend experience, press 4" #grumpybastardsexline
"For short-tempered mum on no sleep, press 1. For angry menopausal cat-lady, press 2." #grumpybastardsexline
I've loved living by myself, and I love my flat, but I'm trying to remove the stuff in my life that stresses me out so flatmate= more money