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Winston Peters just gave the kind of oratory that you normally see shouted at bus stops at 2am by a man wearing a vomit-covered suit.
"fucksake, wank off if you like but I'm not turning off America's Next Top Model. It's Tuesday, you know that." #grumpybastardsexline
"you have selected 4..'Oh hi. What am I wearing? I dunno, just some shit. What do you care anyway?" #grumpybastardsexline
"For a radical feminist who thinks you're a cunt for phoning, press 3. For the unhappy girlfriend experience, press 4" #grumpybastardsexline
"For short-tempered mum on no sleep, press 1. For angry menopausal cat-lady, press 2." #grumpybastardsexline
I've loved living by myself, and I love my flat, but I'm trying to remove the stuff in my life that stresses me out so flatmate= more money
Things that will encourage me to buy your product: a good product, being treated as an intelligent adult, decent customer service.
Music with guitars in, roller derby, feminism and the theatre.