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I'm kind of busy sexually harassing myself.
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The school wants me to fill this questionnaire out, about my kids attention span, but it's sooo fucking long..wanna go ride bikes?
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I feel like Nick Nolte's mugshot.
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When they tell you not to mix the chemicals they're fucking serious. Related : High as fuck and my house might explode.
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Someone just told me to grow up so I told them they weren't the boss of me. So there!
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It's totally ok to cry over spilled milk if it was chocolate milk.
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My kid just woke me up to tell me he was having a dream about a giant hotdog. That's almost exactly what I was dreaming about. Weird.
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I'm gonna write you, a totally great haiku. Oh, wait, I just did.
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My feelings about this popsicle are absolutely inappropriate.
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Yes, I do think it would be a good idea to wear your Storm Trooper costume for picture day.
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If everyone hates your boyfriend, he's probably a fuckhead.
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I am totally getting a Trapperkeeper this year.
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my dog just said "muff".
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This Universal remote is bunk. It's only working for my electronics..not my universe.
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That sure does look like carpet burn on that girls face.
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I'm glad that I read the instructions on the BC Powder, because that's probably not how I would have taken it.
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I'm in a carwash.. wanna make out?
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Me:"How was school?" 9 y.o:"I got hit in the wiener with the mystery box while it was going full speed". (um, what's a mystery box?)
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Sorry you guys are working. I'm drinking beer and commiting acts of vandalism. Wish you were here.
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I just got 7 stitches on my hand. That sucks because everything fun I do involves that hand.
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