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Sand tastes better with wine.
I hate name tags. If I lock eyes with you, I'll remember your name and if I don't, then I'm not interested in you or your name.
Somebody bring me some wine and cheese. I need a snack.
Narcissism shouldn't have two i's in it since definitionally there's only room for one.
I can't say kumquat without laughing.
I wish I could star some of your bios.
What my tongue did to that ice cream should have been filmed.