“@itsagirithing: Everyone has that one friend whose laugh is funnier than the joke.” @peeepler

“@fillwerrell: I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)” @ebreezybrill

“@funnyortruth: Seeing guys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever.” I love little kids...

“@whattheffacts: One of the slang terms for a hairy vagina is 'furburger'.” @brycegrohol

“@thefunnyracist: #VoteWhite” @dzook85

“@allknowa: We all know a fucker named Nick” @mac_swag11

Lil Wayne is a fucking god

“@dictatorhitler: A Polish gay, that's the shit I don't like. #BangBang. All the Jews, that's the shit I don't like. #BangBang.” @dtierney10

the fact that i got asked to join the high school soccer team >>>>

"Hello fellow Hebrews and Shebrews" - Peter Griffin

Xander is a boss

@a_good25 stole my pillow half way through the night

@rotchgotswag now thats a lil NIÑA @dtierney10 @latinostud717

“@autumnn_xoxo: ew, my room smells like paint 😷😁” @latinostud717 @radicalrobb @dtierney10 @a_good25 mine smells like shit

@shorty_snap good cuz I'm actually very obsessed with you Katie...

sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you, you're really annoying and gay sometimes

“@singlegaylife: Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people.” @brycegrohol

IF YOU USE MANCHESTER CITY FUCK YOU

@evil_dumbledore:"I have this theory, that if you cut off all of her hair she'd look like a British man"http://t.co/Rr3meoRJ” @ebreezybrill

“@lmao_twitpics: #iCant http://t.co/xISQiBFA” @ebreezybrill