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Fox News is awful and misleading. Absolutely no news about foxes or where to find delicious birds. Signed, an angry fox
Why the hell would you want a faux hawk when a real hawk can perch on your shoulder and screech at kids
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but chug this entire bottle of nail polish
due to overwhelmingly positive reception, Taco Bell announces plans to make entire stores and staff out of doritos
Haha, go make me a sandwich woman! *voice echoes endlessly in room full of nothing but Gundam miniatures*
Zooey Deschanel starring as a lifeless mannequin who likes the Smiths
4/20, just another shallow holiday created by greeting card companies to sell all their surplus weed
"Mr. President, should the US consider reverting back to isolationism?" That question comes via our online chatroom from user BOOBS_RULE420
damn babe, i wanna go down on u but our county has a 1692 statute about giving oral sex to a sorceress
Kanye goofs up during an awards speech and accidentally thanks a Babylonian wind demon
"We finally found the WMDs," announces the UN inspector. "it was Love and it was in all of our hearts the entire time"
if u wanna tweet the old fashioned way, scribble gibberish on a post-it note and toss it out a window
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But give a man liberation from this world with sweet death, he'll never go hungry again
Like 80% of concerned Americans, I too suspect the presence of Animorphs at my workplace
I accidentally watched the local news and now i am afraid of everything
Its not a legitimate bootycall if you don't use your actual butt for the dialing part
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