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I don't care how old you are when the ketchup bottle farts its funny.
Worst feelings ever:
1) Waiting for something you know won't ever happen.
2) Feeling like you have no one to talk to.
3) Being ignored.
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I wish you could go back in time, and tell yourself what you know now.
I always make a decision then regret it later.
I just want my bed and a McDonald's.
me: better check my phone for texts from my friends
me: *checks phone*
me: I need some friends
I love people who can keep a conversation going no matter how random it gets.
Walking into your room and saying: "Wow I should clean this" then walking out.
Me: OMG I need to get an A on this test
Me: *doesn't study*
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