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Big booty hoes that don't show up for my birthday
Sluts who call other sluts sluts
Sometimes I will just get annoyed with people randomly. Like I don’t even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me.
I want to high five your face with a stapler.
OH I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
Imagine Alicia keys complaining in a super market "THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD"
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
How do people even approach their crushes, I don’t have the guts to ask for extra ketchup at Mcdonalds
The problem with some people is that they're breathing.
Still waiting for the day that I will actually use
x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
in real life.
when nothing goes right, go to sleep
I like to smile at people who don't like me because I'm an asshole
Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your twitter like everyday just to check on you.
Tweeting funny things to make your life better than before :D Itsfunnylifetwitter@gmail.com