Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
RIP 2012. 2012-2012.
"I'm not like most girls" -most girls
This is kinda fun #hibrunomars #VMAs
I went to the gym today... to get my parking validated.
Anything is better than a PT Cruiser.
I like how Nikki Minaj rhymes the word God with the word God..
Fuck massages let's get tattoos
Has anyone ever drank Gatorade out of a glass? It feels wrong.
Every time Mittens smiles during the debate, one of my windows crack.
Set your dvr's, I have sex with Neil Patrick Harris tomorrow night on How I Met Your Mother.
I just pooed in my vet's bathroom and it won't flush... I have to murder my cat now.
Blonde couples make me uncomfortable.
I just got really depressed about Pants being cancelled, then drove past a homeless man pretending to type on a typewriter that wasn't there
One day I'll be a MILF.