@werteeens I love ALL your tweets! You're a freaking genius! (;

Wow, Robert Pattinson actually kinda looks good in Water For Elephants...

'I'm gonna be a single old lady flashing people on the subway.' - Jess #NewGirl

Happy Birthday Google! You're 13 and you already know more than I do.

Als iemand mijn concentratie vindt, kan je hem dan alsjeblieft terugsturen? Ik ben hem namelijk kwijt.

Ooooh Orlando Bloom is trending, now that's one sexy trending topic!!

Still don't get why Ryan Higa made a new youtube channel, but as long as he continues making those awesome videos, he will always be my hero

Father: 'Stewie, what about I learn you how to swim?' Stewie: 'Go away you fat man!'

Dear @ernestoriley I think I speak for the world when I say: please, please write a book! It would sure hell be a NY bestseller! You rock!

Yup, aliens have taken over our school http://twitpic.com/4l1sj4

Watching Gossip Girl, have I missed Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass!!

Yes! They came back! I'm not homeless anymore! I feel like singing a song, but that could scare the neighbors..

#moviesilove The Hangover, The Social Network, Inception

I don't believe that there's something called 'normal'. Everyone's crazy, just in a different way.

Okay, this one's funny: '❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Mentally dating a sexy white Canadian boy who doesn't even know you exist.' (Yes, they mean JB)

Special day:1 @cgiris and I are going to see Legally Blonde The Musical! 2 #internationalwomensday 3 #pancakeday 4 #starbucks40thanniversary

Highlight of the day: Benjamin said that I managed to persuade him! That really made me happy, cause he's one of the best debaters I know.

All around the world people are spending this day with the person they love and I'm spending it with Maths and Physics #WTF ?