I didn't get a lot of follwers today, maybe this will help. Wet Vagina, tight vagina, penis in a vagina, blow jobs, and tea bagging :)

Men that still hold the door open for women...keep doing that shit, it's sexy!

My fourth husband will not think humping my thigh for 30 seconds is foreplay

Stop seeing people's colors, religious beliefs, and sexual preferences, and just start seeing people for the love they have in their heart!

Attention world: if your wife comes home slightly intoxicated don't be asleep, there is a huge possibility she wants to give you head!

Facebook is for friends and family, twitter is for strangers and lunatics!

Was just informed 2 of my daughters friends think I'm hot, now if only someone that could grow pubic hair thought that!

My butt cheeks clap when I do the insanity workout without panties on......at least I hope that it's my butt cheeks...

I'm not a lesbian or bi-sexual......I just like some vagina on the side.

Maybe I should higher someone to type my tweets, so my spelling and grammer are perfect. Or you could just stop being a dick!

Being a new girl on twitter is like being a new girl in highschool. People just stares at you til they realize you put out & your Dad's rich

Stop shoving a 3ft dildo in there everynight, then u wouldn't have to complain about your boyfriends penis being too small #goodadvice

If you shave it, they will come. ~ my field of dreams.

I'd get a tattoo on my forhead but I can't find the japanese symbol for Don't fucking talk to me until after I've had my first cup of coffee

Must remember to silence my text messages, my phone may go off in the night and the husband may think I'm having an affair, I'm not...yet!

Almost posted something for twitter on Fb about my vagina, Don't think my Aunts and Uncles would apperciate it, well that one uncle might...

Obviously the person who said the quickest way to the heart is through the stomach, didn't know how to fuck! #justsayin

Good thing about being married is you don't have to give a ton of blow jobs,the bad thing is you fantasize about giving strangers blow jobs

I don't want to be elite....but if you can make me a princess, I'll take that!

If I pay $30 to give tweets fake trophys, I lose $30 neither of us really gains anything, how about I just give a BJ of the day, save money?