People with open wifi networks deserve some kind of good samaritan award.

I find Channing Tatum repulsive, but I am in love with Adrien Brody. Go ahead, laugh at me.

"You don’t move to New York to do Nothing. It’s just too fucking expensive. Laying in bed for an entire day costs you like $60"

Cheers to the single ladies during the holidays; this ones for you. pic.twitter.com/4utiKOC4

Just having little personality drink before I write this 10 page paper

Good news is we can blame everything on the full moon

My MacBook is 4 years old, which is basically death in Mac years. #Rainbowwheelofneardeath.

@kevenblehm I don't even know you, but every time I see a dalmatian I think of you.

If I can see your blush from a mile away you're living life wrong

@vogueandcoffee Nike fitness training!

Anthony from SATC just walked by me rolling his eyes at something. Obviously.

God bless personal hotspots

Single = stress free

nothing like going to sit on your chair and falling off to remind you that you're mondays bitch

@jesrip you may have zara now, but do you have breakfast at tiffanys on broadway? (plz come)

Babysitting with an apartment over looking flat iron with HBO on demand and wine. No complaints. Wait, where's the baby? #jk

Meryl Streep is everything. Give her an Oscar for just being there

Best part of the #oscars so far is the 2 second clip of Leo in Django

Going out tonight and not taking my phone out. FU NY.

Sympathy doesn't exist when immaturity is involved.