ALL TWEETERS REPORT TO THE ASSEMBLY HALL IMMEDIATELY. IM-E-DI-AT-LEY.

I am literally undone after watching #BeatifulCreatures. It was so fresh and worth the four year wait. Thank you @kamigarcia @mstohl!

funny, if it weren't for twitter, I wouldn't have met so many amazing people.

really should've taken a gap year to look for Horcruxes.

starting a Youtube channel with @ericaaaww and @thee_karwash!

Christmas wank might just be the highlight.

I'd a dream I was at @patchaaay and @clareebearr's house eating pizza with them and their dad. Life.

I wish it was possible to like, illegally download money or something.

Paramore should go and stop London from turning into a monster, and eating the shops alive.

#FF @niamhyeah @niamh_coffey @oliviameatsix @yourma @youlickdick @daaniellle @darkgoldenhair @jasminloveslove

Cheryl Cole and Rhianna are gonna collaborate. Wonderful ... blood to my ears.

@clawskelly CUTE pic.twitter.com/HTvIQrkQHH

I dare you all to go meet someone online and try become soul mates with them like @ericaaaww and I. Except you won't succeed as we did.

@ericaaaww Samantha's 'drying up' pic.twitter.com/lVViWamTse

@ericaaaww if you weren't a predetermined wife already, you'd be mine.

wish the leaving cert taught me how to study.

@ericaaaww uh-oh you're in emotional mode! Virtually sending you Nutella and 500 Days of Summer ❤. Love you, buddy.

threeway Skype call things are getting hot in here @thee_karwash @ericaaaww

ugh Erica and I have to look pretty all the time for work #misfortunesofbeingsalesassistants

like @patchaaay what you doing. pic.twitter.com/Ig1MNPFnaK