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Here's an idea for one of next year's SuperBowl commercials - Ryan Gosling in his underwear holding puppies. #EveryGirlsDream
As a Southerner, I can insult you so politely that you'll invite me over for supper. #itsthesouth
Just got word that we are going to get snow today. This is a catastrophe. Any amount of snow in the South is like a mini doomsday.
Southern women: Keeping the art of the Housewife alive. #BornToBeGreatWives #ItsTheSouth
Picking up DQ Blizzards. Because that's what you do on a fine day such as this.
Dear Fall, please hurry. I want it to be socially acceptable to eat and drink everything pumpkin again.
Sometimes being in an interfaith relationship is one of the hardest things I've ever done. #Oy
I'm going to paraphrase every news cast in Arkansas right now - Bobby Petrino is a slut. #NothingBetterToTalkAbout
#DidntMamaTellYa - All your troubles can be solved with a glass of tea and a porch swing. #itsthesouth
Sometimes the tiny part of me that's white trash has an overwhelming desire to jump curbs and medians with my 4WD SUV. #itsthesouth
Love it when outside in the South randomly smells like fried foods. #WhereDoesItComeFrom #Hungry #ItsTheSouth
The only thing better than being from the South would be to be raised on the moon. And since that can't happen, well... #ItsTheSouth
My Charlie is sick. Prayers for my puppy would be greatly appreciated!!
I'm sorry but if you hate dogs, then your soul must be a very dark place.
Born and raised in a lovely Southern town, amongst the classy, the crazy and the heavily medicated. It is what it is. It's the South, y'all.