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"I didn't slap you, I high-fived you in the face."
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Starring someone you don't follow is like telling the person "I funny you, but I'm not in funny with you."
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Alcohol?

I call them my Holy Spirits.
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If a man lost the whole left part of his body and he seemed just fine, would he feel all right?
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"F5 can be so refreshing."
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A wise old man once told me: You're a fool.
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Starring tweets is the shit.

I mean, I have no life.
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Greetings, Wednesday. I'm from the future, and I come in peace.

My name is Thursday.

How may I hump you?
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How much cock would a web cock cock if a web cock could cock web?



Sorry.
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Waking up is hard to do.
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Nothing's happening, Twitter.

Stop asking.
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My tushy brings all the baboons to the yard. No wait-
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I have a mosquito bite on my face.I HAVE A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY FACE.WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SLAP ME WHEN THEY HAD THE CHANCE EARLIER.NOW I'M UGLY.
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I did. I did thaw a Brizzly Gear.
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Twitter's new retweeting into streams is the new IMMA LET YOU FINISH.

PLEASE RETWEET.
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Something something Steve Jobs something something something hand jobs.
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Lying in bed. Fingering my nose. What are YOU doing?
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Last one laughing. #sadepitaph
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There is poop in the anus.

I repeat: There is poop in the anus.
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OH ladies washroom: Wooohh. It's a jungle down here.
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