RT If You ♥ GOD , If Not , Keep Scrolling Down .

We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

Unfortunately, 97% of twitter users will not R-T this. When Jesus died upon the cross, He was thinking of you. R-T If you are one of the 3%.

Retweet if you sneak food into movie theaters. $4 for a pack of skittles? My ass.

*Phone vibrates at home* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking earthquake.

Did you know? It's impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? (R-T if you tried it)

"Hey, I'd like a coke please." "Is pepsi ok?" "Is monopoly money ok?"

When highfiveing after a sports game.

Good game
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Fuck you
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"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos

RT if you've been alive for 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, and now 11/11/11.

Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life Live it!

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

Before Amber Cole ...↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↱ You ↶ and You ↴ SUCKED DICK! So STFU

Teacher: "You failed the test." Me:"You failed to educate."

I text you because I want to have a conversation with you ..not get one word answers..

Dear god, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have

Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law."

D.R.A.M.A = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mother. M- What!!!!!!!!! S- hi.

Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.