“@omgcomedy: Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated.”

10 more followers until 200!! #shoutmeout (: #bemuchappreciated (:

Dear guys, all girls want is for you to respect her, food, and a kiss in the rain... (:

“@whennboys: When boys kiss you on the forehead.”

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed. When satisfied, he left
& I was hurt...Fucking mosquito!

“@girlposts: Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so I think you can text me back.”

“@irelatewords: There's nothing like a first kiss.”

“@autocorrects: Putting your arm next to your friend's to see who's tanner.” @briiittaney @kalebelford

“@boyfacts: When a man wants to be with you, he’ll be with you. Period. There won’t be excuses, drama, shadiness or uncertainty.”