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'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi is 'Michael Hussey'.
"Heads you win. Tails I win." - Hanuman to Raavan
"A cigarette was smoked by me." - A passive smoker
"Stay offline." - Laxman to Sita
A namaste is nothing but a self high-five.
Let's make a coffee-based film called 'Kai Po Chi No'.
Aurangzeb's girlfriend was called Aurangbabe.
Congrats on your 0★ tweet!
Puja isn't Pujara's better half. She is 66.66% of him.
Shiva is Ganpati Pappa.
Hey Pope, Vatican I do for you?
I had 99 problems. I solved 33 of them by seeing things upside down.
The fear of sexual intercourse is called fuck khauff.
Naked kaam mein der kaisi.
Lord Shiva has accounts only in ICICI Bank as it has 3 'i's in it.
Lord Shiva is Mountain Dev.
Q. Why was everyone searching for the young Punjabi woman? A. Because she was Ms Singh. HAHAHAHAOMGHAHAHHA
"Wankhede raho. Andar mat aana." - Security to SRK