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Word. “@_lump: It's funny how men who cheat ALOT lose their entire mind when they think another man is looking at his woman.”
I have an uncanny ability for eyeballing things; flour, sugar, butter, penises.
Tweet of the night. “@elibraden: I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(”
I just used margarine in a recipe instead of butter. Martha Stewart is not the boss of me.
Twitter has no interest in your herpes. “@kimkardashian: 😜 http://t.co/d170GBUR”
Word. “@kellyoxford: My favorite, most underrated photo blog about Kim Kardashian's tits OF ALL TIME. http://t.co/qDwjYdeZ”
I bet your sponsor would prefer if you knew the difference between whose & who's.“@kimkardashian: Starting QuickTrim today! Whose with me?”
I'm more over LeBron James, than the guy with the thumb-sized dick I had a one night stand with while on 'shrooms my junior year in college.
Vote YES on Amendment 4. The banning of tweeting by people who don't know the difference between there, their or they're.
@curlycomedy You caught your typo. As a penance, you have to watch a Keeping Up with the Kardashians marathon.
@j9talley @vanillasky_nyc @toddgeorge1 Hold on, let me ask @darryltalley, he's an authority on strippers.
Anklets say "I lost my virginity at 13." “@kimkardashian: Anklet mom & Bruce gave their bridesmaids at their wedding! http://t.co/uwpkmXXv”
People are rude. “@mosaeus: Gabby Douglas wins an Olympic Gold Medal and all you wanna do is yak about her hair style? Get some business.”
When I see a Michael Phelps #Subway commercial, I think of only one thing: MUNCHIES.
Good laugh. “@ebertchicago: These family photos actually went out on Christmas cards. http://t.co/UIXLIpnK”
They saw your Kardashian Kollection.“@kimkardashian: What is going on in London??!!?? These riots have to stop! I just hope everyone is ok!”
Anal sex with black guys will do that to a girl. LOL!!! “@kimkardashian: Another tough workout this morning. I am so sore!!!"
Kim Kardashian is married to one man and pregnant by another; how very white trash of her.
Mother of two girls who thankfully turned out to be decent human beings, Darryl is still a work in progress. Lover of words, especially those of Joan Didion.
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