Oxford and Cambridge both voted for av... I thought they'd be filled with clever people....

A tank dog/ dog tank. I don't know what it is, It's just funny http://t.co/0ezdjgS

RT @prachirai: I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they`re the last to know

:O... what is he?... RT @angryshopman: Look at David Cameron's photo shoot in the Tesco magazine.
What. A. Cunt. http://t.co/3qkGKqdH

"@thetimes: I say Chaps, should Abercrombie’s really be allowed into Savile Row? http://t.co/OGx3NbXK" < Dear. God. No.

@abiwilks if I can't have you I'm just gonna be a lad and call you a skank, but I'm only joking. Girls just don't get banter

#ff @nadaypuesnada @blueberryspie @mynameisedd @ceriperks @oleuanna @fek_purgatory ~a pretty spesh lot

Also #ff @thenatfantastic @ceilidhann @ceriperks @thatspidey @iwikileaks @fek_purgatory cos their tweets are just as entertaining

I'm being followed by another egg. I like eggs, but not on Twitter.

#ff @thenatfantastic @blueberryspie @lukespencer202 @ollyneville @marxistpoet @at0micandy @kingsleyyy @captain_clegg_1

Just remembered this time in yr8 or 9 when some guy said, 'I've got an itchy back' and my English teacher said 'yeah!' I think she misheard.

"@pennyred: This response to Ken Clarke isn't a serious attack...He was ASKING FOR IT." Shout louder darling. You haven't made enough noise.

Blue Labour? Call yourself Tory and be done with it.

You know your a maths geek when you read "stfu and stfd" as "stf(u+d)"

#randomfact Mark Ronson is a douchè #thatisall

RT @danielfurruk: Dear Daily Mail, who on Earth are the 'liberal elite' and where can I get a membership form?

Wait, they ended last weeks episode with that scan thing too. That scan thing is shit, the Dr should just ask Amy to pee on a stick.

#ff @lisatroy @blueberryspie @jock_bastard @harryb22 @hyperbolicgoat @twatytweets @press_not_sorry there.

I think it's fair to say the Lib Dems have got next to nothing out of this coalition. Sad times.

Jesus, that's huge RT @carlmaxim: David Cameron is clearly having a bad forehead day. http://twitpic.com/4sfpwd