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Skip Bayless hasn't tweeted all game, presumably to save his jaw for the week long blow job he'll be giving Tebow.
"I've got an idea: I'll cockblock myself during the best years of my life with an imaginary girlfriend" -no straight guy I've ever met.
Romney wants to cut PBS funding because Oscar the Grouch encourages children to be gross hobos.
EVERYONE SHUT UP, KATY PERRY'S TITS HAVE TAKEN THE STAGE.
"It isn't sex addiction if you're single — it's just gettin' pussy." - Tiger Woods 2012
Torturing my liver tonight. Because fuck terrorists
Romney's American Flag pin is larger than Obamas. Easily twice its size. Barry O has flag envy plastered all over his face. #Denverdebate
Cundiff looked pretty calm after that choke job. In fact, he might have a career in deep throat porn after the Ravens cut him tomorrow.
When Shannon Sharp speaks, I envy the deaf.
One fucking nipple slip is to blame for this garbage dump of a halftime show. #superbowl
The Madden curse just got replaced with the State Farm curse. #Packers
Beyonce's outfit is PRIME for a wardrobe malfunction. You could yank a titty out of that no problem. Maybe even get the vag involved.
"The commitments I've made, I've kept. And those I haven't been able to keep, then whoops, my bad." -Barack Obama basically just said that
Managing Editor for @BroBible AND therefore also the son of remarkably unproud parents.