Second time tonight a Romo is going to come through for the Giants.
@thecousinsal @baldbryan @sportsguy33 @thebiggidea @johncaparulo

High school reunion Saturday. Preparing myself for people treating "not pulling out" as an achievement. #kids
@thebiggidea @jennyjohnsonhi5

Ladies,

Just because the porn you enjoy is in a book, doesn't mean you're classier than us.

XoXo,
Dudes

@thesulk @hihough @juliussharpe

The great thing about apartments is that if your neighbor has a dog, you get to step in shit & listen to barking for free. @hihough @thesulk

If Kim and Kanye get together I'll be happy, because it means one less car I'll have to bomb someday to take them both out @jennyjohnsonhi5

Wearing my under armor dress socks, you know . . . in case shit goes down. @thebiggidea @michaelianblack

If my Twitter feed ever gets posted to Facebook I'm going to have a LOT of explaining to do. @thebiggidea @hihough

Video games are crazy realistic now. Just played a 0-0 tie on FIFA, PLUS I was able to hurl racial slurs at the black players!! @thebiggidea

Starting to get upset about the lack of security on Twitter. Just last week my account got hacked TWICE by alcohol! @thebiggidea @baldbryan

Billy Crystal = Two And A Half Men. Not funny, no place in 2012, nobody I know likes him, but still getting airtime. @thebiggidea @hihough

Sitting near the only black guy at a hockey game. He keeps ruining it by yelling "GET OUT OF THERE BITCH!" @thebiggidea @hihough @thesulk

"I've got 99 problems but a witch ain't one." - People of Salem, Mass. circa 1693 @thebiggidea @michaelianblack @guyendorekaiser @steveagee

If it wasn't for alcohol I would never have anything to put in the recycling bin @jennyjohnsonhi5 @adamcarolla @thebiggidea

Has a very good chance of hanging out with Sean Penn #richmanpoorman @adamcarolla